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Palin Uses Magic 8-Ball in ABC Interview

Andy Borowitz | Posted 05.25.2011 | Politics
Andy Borowitz

All in all, Gov. Palin responded to over eighty of the ABC newsman's questions with only three answers, believed to be a record for a nationally broadcast interview with a major political figure.

Kim Jong-Il: 'McCain Chose WHO?'

Andy Borowitz | Posted 05.25.2011 | Politics
Andy Borowitz

"McCain chose WHO?" Kim reportedly said just before the onset of the stroke, sources confirmed.