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The Myth of "Personal Branding"

Richard Laermer | Posted 11.03.2009 | Business


Richard Laermer

"Personal Branding" is a term that gets bandied about at every cocktail party despite not having any real discernible meaning.

Have Balls; Mortgage Will Follow!

Richard Laermer | Posted 11.22.2009 | Business


Richard Laermer

Hey everyone; guess what! The chips have now fallen ... so go get some off the floor.

"Kidlessness" or, It's Not About the Children

Richard Laermer | Posted 09.03.2009 | Living


Richard Laermer

As you know, unruly children make the kidless nuts! Pals complain about their messy homes all the time. I tell them: "I didn't tell you to have them."

Gay, Gay, More Gay: Can't We All Just Get It Straight?

Richard Laermer | Posted 08.24.2009 | Politics


Richard Laermer

A state that recognizes same-sex marriage is entitled to have its "public act, record, and judicial proceeding" (and marriage is arguably all three) respected by all the other states.

Tell The Truth: You're a Real Storyteller

Richard Laermer | Posted 08.21.2009 | Media


Richard Laermer

The success of Angela's Ashes taught us that the most popular stories that seem to resonate with readers and spur new and positive changes are often the true ones.

Much Ado About So Little It Hurts

Richard Laermer | Posted 08.16.2009 | Media


Richard Laermer

The issue before the Senate is simple: Is the nominee qualified to sit on the Court? The answer: Yes. All the kvetching about how a nominee's race shaped her worldview is for the cameras, baby.

Dramamine & "American Idol": Whose Country's Making Me Sick Now?

Richard Laermer | Posted 06.21.2009 | Entertainment


Richard Laermer

I am sick of all this idle chatter. And then.... Last night millions (100? 50? Does it matter?) watched the annual crowning of their Idol on FOX. Ye...

Celebrity Athletes: Could the Marketing Game Be Played Out?

Richard Laermer | Posted 06.12.2009 | Entertainment


Richard Laermer

Being famous means being memorable, never forget. Big corporations want characters. Buzz is about who talks about whom. That will never change.

The Coming Newspaper Renaissance: Instructions for Survival

Richard Laermer | Posted 06.11.2009 | Media


Richard Laermer

From whence will the Newspaper Renaissance hail? It will start with papers moving away from their belly-buttons and instead examining their core businesses.

Why We're Gadget Freaks (It's Not as Simple as You Think)

Richard Laermer | Posted 06.10.2009 | Style


Richard Laermer

We can't perfect our lives and our world is far from it, but we can perfect the perfect PDA. Or nose hair trimmer. Or card shuffler (note to self: time to get one of those).

Amazon Failure, the Future of the Corporation and "Crisis Communications 101"

Richard Laermer | Posted 05.28.2009 | Business


Richard Laermer

Amazon moved gay, lesbian, and transgendered books to their Adult section. They say it was a re-categorization error which would have been a plausible excuse if they corrected it immediately.

Spitzer, Spitzer, Spitzer: A Cautionary Tale Of No

Richard Laermer | Posted 05.23.2009 | Politics


Richard Laermer

Whoever did the training for Spitzer should go back to selling shoes -- it's that simple.

"Punk Marketing" In a Recession

Richard Laermer | Posted 05.21.2009 | Business


Richard Laermer

Chances are things are going to get bad before they get better. This is where you earn your stripes as a marketing pro.

Gumby Is My Mascot

Richard Laermer | Posted 05.20.2009 | Living


Richard Laermer

Those who "have Gumby" participate. Not ones to sit idly by and watch from the sidelines, these are the folks who jump in and use their wits and intellect to get the job done.

The Problem With Captive Consumerism

Richard Laermer | Posted 05.16.2009 | Business


Richard Laermer

Good customer service can't be a Band-Aid brand bandage for poor products or dishonest words. The whole package, man! Give an integrated engaging experience that makes people love you all.

My Twitter Love Affair with Jane Fonda

Richard Laermer | Posted 05.10.2009 | Media


Richard Laermer

Stars cannot just show up online and expect to succeed. It takes work! Social media means getting to know someone -- not hiring someone to fake it like celebrities always do.

Publishing Is Dead [Part 2]: Can We Make It About Writers For A Change?

Richard Laermer | Posted 05.01.2009 | Media


Richard Laermer

Write your masterpiece, put it on Amazon or in the back of your van, take it to the willing with spare cash at a state fair. If it's good it'll sell. You just got to make them open it up.

Well Hello There, Generation WTF

Richard Laermer | Posted 04.25.2009 | Media


Richard Laermer

In the rush to instant expertise, WTFers often forget that the inventors of the stuff they use every single day were born in my time. Ahem.

Introducing a New Holiday: "Totally Honest with Yourself Week"

Richard Laermer | Posted 04.11.2009 | Living


Richard Laermer

Ah, spring. A time to clean your house, but in my own way of thinking: Let's start to celebrate a new holiday this year in honor of what I'm dubbing Spring Cleaning for Our Souls: So it's Totally Honest with Yourself Week!

The Week That Was

Richard Laermer | Posted 03.12.2009 | Business


Richard Laermer

It's cold in this country. You can't blame George W. Bush either. I bring you The Bleak Economic Report: Surprisingly un-spared by effects of the recession is -- tada! -- The Porn Industry.

Bandwagoning: The Lazy Man's Guide to Success

Richard Laermer | Posted 12.25.2008 | Business


Richard Laermer

Maybe we can live better, saner, even more successful lives by jumping on the bandwagon, not sitting at the reins trying to blaze the trail ourselves. I call it bandwagoning.

It's The Bad News Bores: Celebratory Nature of News

Richard Laermer | Posted 11.20.2008 | Media


Richard Laermer

Welcome to news observation as a sport. It's based on how often and how fast we can celebrate (typically bad) news with each other, and we all want to win as often as possible.

Get Ready, Kids; Time For Musical Chairs

Richard Laermer | Posted 11.05.2008 | Business


Richard Laermer

A thousand years ago, back in 1999, zillions of young people came to cities like New York and ran around looking for jobs even though they had one waiting for them -- at work. It was so much fun to look and change and jump; to job-hop at will.

Getting or Finding? Sad Truth About Shopping (Replete With Gerunds Galore)

Richard Laermer | Posted 10.17.2008 | Living


Richard Laermer

I was in London visiting a pal, walking through Piccadilly and thinking this place is so old-fashioned! There are bookstores, record stores (yes, rec...

Why Book Publishing Is Dead (Part One)

Richard Laermer | Posted 09.24.2008 | Business


Richard Laermer

It's starting to make little sense why I would write something that while widely read could be given out in a "cleverer" format.