Limousines

Big Bank Profits Spark Rally in Cocaine, Hooker Sectors

Andy Borowitz | Posted 10.15.2009 | Comedy


Andy Borowitz

The historic profits notched by the nation's biggest banks are starting to have a positive impact on the broader economy, with the cocaine and hooker sectors showing striking gains.

Inaugural Limousines (SLIDESHOW)

AP/Getty/AFP | Posted 02.07.2009 | Style


President Obama's new limousine, dubbed "The Beast," will make its debut on inauguration day, following a rich tradition unveiling fly new rides on i...