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Big Bank Profits Spark Rally in Cocaine, Hooker Sectors

Andy Borowitz | Posted 10.15.2009 | Comedy

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The historic profits notched by the nation's biggest banks are starting to have a positive impact on the broader economy, with the cocaine and hooker sectors showing striking gains.

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Inaugural Limousines (SLIDESHOW)

AP/Getty/AFP | Posted 02.07.2009 | Style

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President Obama's new limousine, dubbed "The Beast," will make its debut on inauguration day, following a rich tradition unveiling fly new rides on i...

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