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Holiday Happiness: Spanx and Store-Bought Dough

Marie Woolf | Posted 02.11.2013 | Comedy
Marie Woolf

Find yourself standing in any grocery checkout line, and you'll see the schizophrenic covers of current "women's" magazines. Over 35 and can't lose weight any more? Lose 35 pounds by Christmas! Anxious? Yummiest-ever cool-weather cocktails!