Magic the Gathering

I'm going to share something with you that I probably ... Actually? Who cares. I don't plan on running for office. I did at one point, but now I'll just be happy writing Wonder Woman comics.

Wizards is caving to a minority of players who are ruining the game. They're called hoarder whores and they should never be listened to.

Are you going to win a Magic tournament with bad cards? It's not likely, but it's also not impossible. Is it likely that I'll sleep with Halle Berry? No. But is it impossible? No.

I'm distracted by this tug of war between my Smart Brain and Dumb Brain. Smart Brain has lofty ambitions. Dumb Brain has bad ideas. Like spending $400 for a custom cat fight video.

My parents sent me to this day camp. I was eleven and hated it. I know. Poor me, having to go to summer camp when people are eating each other in New Jersey.

I'm looking for a new hobby. The last one involved browsing a women's wrestling company's website and laughing at the double entendres used for their titles.

In 48% of pictures where the user is looking away, he or she is below a 4 on the 10-scale. In 28% of those pictures, the image is actually, literally, a dog. But dressed up in people clothes.