Although you wouldn't know it to look at me today, I used to be a total boob man. But the difference between me and that guy who Googles Dolly Parton is that at the time, I had boobs that could give Ms. P a run for her money.
We love Simon Doonan for his candor, but Conan O'Brien may have gotten bit more than he bargained for from Simon on last night's "Conan": he got man b...