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Marlaina Schiavo

6 Reasons Why Equality for Women Doesn't Always Work (For Me)

Marlaina Schiavo | Posted 08.13.2014 | Comedy
Marlaina Schiavo

1.) Equal Pay for Equal Work I'm all in favor for the "pay" portion of this mantra but... what kind of work are we talking about? Operating a jackha...

What Not to Buy Your Dad for Father's Day

Marlaina Schiavo | Posted 08.12.2014 | Comedy
Marlaina Schiavo

If you have a single dad, do not surprise him by creating an online dating profile for him. This is a big no no. I know it's progressive and he may even appreciate it but ... becoming your dad's pimp? That's just creepy.

Breaking Up In a Digital Age

Marlaina Schiavo | Posted 08.02.2014 | Comedy
Marlaina Schiavo

Needles to say, breaking up with my Blackberry was the best decision I have ever made. I'm a changed woman. This time around, it's all about ME and what I want.

NY Momic: New Yorkers Hate Babies

Marlaina Schiavo | Posted 07.06.2014 | Comedy
Marlaina Schiavo

Have it your way Whole Foods shoppers. Be a-holes. I just have one thing to say: If babies annoy you so badly then get out of the organic baby food section. I mean, seriously.

NY Momic: SoulPsycho

Marlaina Schiavo | Posted 06.29.2014 | Comedy
Marlaina Schiavo

I tried to stay positive even though I knew what was to come: a 45 minute long reminder of how far I am from my fitness goal. A true test of my endurance... and my deodorant.