Miami Social

Who Knew? Fall '09 Winner Is the Gap

Michael Cohen | Posted 11.23.2009 | Style


Michael Cohen

I slipped on the Gap's Easy Fit jeans. I looked like a straight guy who might be heading to Applebee's for dinner. Not so much. It got worse with the Standard Jean. I looked like President Obama.

Miami Social: My Hair Raising Experience

Michael Cohen | Posted 09.19.2009 | Entertainment


Michael Cohen

I went on for opportunities. The opportunity to further my professional and personal fronts and now the PR firm that reps Rogaine has found me and they are sending me samples.

Miami Social: Smoke and Two Way Mirrors

Michael Cohen | Posted 09.12.2009 | Entertainment


Michael Cohen

Last night as I watched Miami Social I wanted to lift my fancy LED off the wall, throw it off my 30th floor balcony and then contemplate using its shattered glass to slit my wrists.

Miami Social: Deal with the Devil

Michael Cohen | Posted 09.04.2009 | Entertainment


Michael Cohen

There, in the middle of this messy plate, was a pacifier -- a real baby pacifier -- covered in cake, icing and lots and lots of red drizzle.

Going Down on Miami Social: Laquer Chopsticks Not Included

Michael Cohen | Posted 08.29.2009 | Entertainment


Michael Cohen

Katrina forgot to read the fine print of her marital contract that states she needs to go down more on Ben if she doesn't want a divorce.

Miami Social: To Be or Not to Be ... Funny, and a Whore

Michael Cohen | Posted 08.22.2009 | Entertainment


Michael Cohen

I actually found myself laughing out loud during last night's episode, though this time at my own wit. I found the sensation strange because I am not used to watching my real self on television.

Reality Show Round-Up: Ain't Love Grand? (VIDEO)

Huffington Post | Posted 08.20.2009 | Comedy


Love is hard to find, even for reality tv stars. Some are awkward teenagers, some are indecisive about who or what they want, and some are just jerks....

Miami Social - Love Us or Hate Us, We're Not Going Anywhere Soon

Michael Cohen | Posted 08.15.2009 | Entertainment


Michael Cohen

"The Socials," have no choice but to be amused by the media attention, myself included. Of course, I didn't realize that talking about Botox warrants me a callous, vacuous, self-indulgent homosexual.

From Bravotee to Bravoite: How I Went From Fan of Bravo to Cast of Miami Social

Michael Cohen | Posted 07.23.2009 | Entertainment


Michael Cohen

Now I have to give up the Bravo moniker, which quickly became an inside joke among my friends who now lovingly jab at my transformation from Bravotee to Bravoite.