Micah Calamosca

The 6 Most Hilariously Stupid Criminal Excuses Of All Time

Cracked.com | Posted 04.24.2012

From the couple who claimed they thought "everything was free" to the woman who insisted the horse she was riding was drunk, some criminals come up wi...

Man Blames 'Batman' For Attempted Car Theft

AP | Posted 10.01.2011

PITTSBURGH -- Pittsburgh police say a man tried to carjack a plainclothes officer near filming for the latest Batman movie – and allegedly told ...