Plenty of things can go wrong on a cruise vacation. You could get seasick, or sleep through breakfast, or lose at blackjack, or puke over the rail, or god forbid be on a cruise ship that's lost power and drifting out to sea.
Why would someone make the choice to be miserable? Because it is often a way of getting attention and of attempting to get someone else to be responsible for them. If this is what you want, here is a roadmap to make sure you accomplish your goal!
Our President has just finished his three day bus tour of the Midwest and after that Herculean achievement, he's preparing for yet another vacation. Yet, there are still a few lingering questions people probably have.
After perusing the photo album "Jordan Turns Two," you will never know the cake wasn't moist, the pizza made everyone gassy and Jordan had to be carried out like a surfboard when the pony peed on his shoes.