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Questionable Romney Gift Examined

Center For Public Integrity | Dave Levinthal | Posted 09.06.2013 | Politics

By Dave Levinthal September 6, 2013 This story was originally published by The Center for Public Integrity, which i...

I'm With Mitt: A Quick Aside for Christie

Steven Brykman | Posted 07.10.2013 | Comedy
Steven Brykman

I'm not one to let the Republicans get away with much, as anyone knows who's read any part of this blog, but there's only one word to describe NPR's coverage of New Jersey Governor Chris Christie's recent lap-band surgery -- unfair.

I'm with Mitt: The Amercian Dream

Steven Brykman | Posted 07.07.2013 | Comedy
Steven Brykman

The jobs report is not looking good. Unemployment is up to 8.2 percent. If the economy is really what this is all about, I suppose Romney might actually win this thing. This is not good. But hey, in brighter economic news: Romney fundraiser means free bagels for Brykman!

I'm With Mitt: (And Tragically Not With Steve Martin!)

Steven Brykman | Posted 06.26.2013 | Comedy
Steven Brykman

It's official, folks! I was just issued my entry badge, complete with retractable elastic belt clip. Little old Jewie-B now has 24/7 access to the Romney Campaign Headquarters.

I'm With Mitt: A Trumped-Up Campaign

Steven Brykman | Posted 06.18.2013 | Comedy
Steven Brykman

That's just how it is in politics. One day you're flying high, working out the details of a Donald Trump promotion and the next you're back to being a lowly box monkey. Get back in your cage and organize the boxes like a good little box monkey!

I'm With Mitt: Vetting Troubles for the Anti-Semitic Jew

Steven Brykman | Posted 06.12.2013 | Comedy
Steven Brykman

For the hilarious inside story on one of the most insane, error-prone presidential campaigns in recent history, keep reading 'I'm with Mitt: Adventures in Amercia!'

I'm With Mitt: Office Infiltration (and Not Just by Me)!

Steven Brykman | Posted 06.08.2013 | Comedy
Steven Brykman

On the bright side, our "grab a bite" contest has raised 160K in three days! Apparently, there's a lot of people out there want to watch the Governor eat. Let's just hope the winner isn't a sexually-ambiguous dude with long hair

I'm With Mitt: A Visit From Senator Thune

Steven Brykman | Posted 05.26.2013 | Comedy
Steven Brykman

Things are heating up. Today we had visits from Herman Cain and the Romneys themselves. Secret Service were circling the building inside and out all day. I didn't get a chance to meet any of them, though I did get to take a bite of Ann Romney's cold and lifeless leftover pizza.

How I Became the Only Democrat Strategist on the Romney Campaign

Steven Brykman | Posted 05.18.2013 | Comedy
Steven Brykman

Hey! A black guy! Speak of the devil, today I saw a black guy! He wore a dark woolen suit and was being escorted around by one of our sexier unpaid white Republican interns so I'm guessing he's a very high-level black guy.

How I Knew Romney Would Lose After Working for Him for Just One Week

Steven Brykman | Posted 05.07.2013 | Comedy
Steven Brykman

Today Rick Santorum dropped out of the race. The entire digital staff were all gathered around the TV watching Fox "News" (naturally) when the broadcaster expressed his lackluster support for Romney and sounded almost sad to see Santorum go.

I'm With Mitt: Adventures in Amercia

Steven Brykman | Posted 05.01.2013 | Comedy
Steven Brykman

The Romney campaign headquarters is located at 585 Commercial St. in the North End of Boston. The air conditioning is unpredictable. Like Romney, it first subjects us to an arctic freon blast, then overcompensates, exhausting us with hot air. It's clearly not environmentally friendly.

What Happens When You Infiltrate the Republican Party?

Steven Brykman | Posted 02.22.2013 | Comedy
Steven Brykman

There was no question. If I was going to land this job, if I stood any chance at infiltrating the Republican party, I would have to make it all disappear.

Romney Campaign Made Sandy Donation

The Huffington Post | Lisa_Miller | Posted 02.01.2013 | Politics

Mitt Romney's campaign gave approximately $90,000 to the Red Cross in late November, according to Federal Election Commission filings, The Hill repor...

Tagg Romney: Mitt 'Wanted To Be President Less Than Anyone I've Met'

The Huffington Post | Alana Horowitz | Posted 12.24.2012 | Politics

Tagg Romney said his father "wanted to be president less than anyone I've met in my life," according to the Boston Globe. “He had no desire,” t...

Romney Campaign, News Outlets Embroiled In Travel Controversy

BuzzFeed | Posted 12.17.2012 | Politics

Nine news outlets that covered the election sent a joint letter Monday to former Romney campaign officials to contest expenses billed to their reporte...

Team Romney's 'Great Risk' Unveiled After Defeat

Reuters | Posted 02.05.2013 | Politics

By Alina Selyukh and Alexander Cohen WASHINGTON, Dec 6 (Reuters) - Mitt Romney's presidential campaign had $25.7 million left in the b...

'Is He Disappointed? Of Course He's Disappointed'

The Washington Post | Posted 01.31.2013 | Politics

SAN DIEGO -- The man who planned to be president wakes up each morning now without a plan. Mitt Romney looks out the windows of his beach house her...

Romney Adviser Unloads On Republican Back-Stabbers

The Huffington Post | Nick Wing | Posted 11.21.2012 | Politics

Dan Senor, a top adviser to former GOP presidential nominee Mitt Romney, on Wednesday accused Republicans within the former presidential candidate's i...

Top GOPer Calls For 'Brutally Honest' Assessment Following Big Defeat

AP | PHILIP ELLIOTT | Posted 01.15.2013 | Politics

LAS VEGAS — Top Republicans meeting for the first time since Election Day say the party failed to unseat President Barack Obama because nominee ...

Romney: Obama Won Because Of 'Gifts' To Blacks, Hispanics And Young Voters

AP | Posted 11.16.2012 | Politics

BY DOUGLASS K. DANIEL, ASSOCIATED PRESS WASHINGTON — Republican presidential nominee Mitt Romney is telling top donors that President Barack Obam...

Romney: Obama Won Because Of 'Gifts' To Blacks, Hispanics And Young Voters

New York Times | Posted 11.14.2012 | Politics

A week after losing the presidential election to President Obama, Mitt Romney blamed his overwhelming electoral loss on what he said were big “gifts...

Jon Ward

Jindal: Romney Campaign 'Too Much About Biography'

HuffingtonPost.com | Jon Ward | Posted 11.14.2012 | Politics

WASHINGTON -- Louisiana Gov. Bobby Jindal (R) issued one of the more pointed post-election public criticisms of Mitt Romney's presidential campaign Tu...

Mitt Romney Is a Decent Man -- Who Ran an Indecent Campaign

William Laney | Posted 01.12.2013 | Politics
William Laney

Mitt Romney's concession speech late Tuesday could not have been better. It could serve as a model, a perfect example, for all future, losing, politic...

Romney Campaign Cancels Aides' Credit Cards ON Election Night

The Huffington Post | Cavan Sieczkowski | Posted 11.09.2012 | Business

Mitt Romney delayed conceding the 2012 election to President Barack Obama, even with the writing on the wall. Once he admitted defeat, however, his ca...

Look What Happens To Romney's Plane

The Huffington Post | Nate C. Hindman | Posted 11.07.2012 | Small Business

Active Aero, the small Michigan-based company behind Mitt Romney’s campaign plane, has some cleaning up to do. Soon after Romney de-planed the Mc...