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Modest Proposal

Abolishing The Zero: A Modest Proposal For Rep. Peter King

Joshua Stanton | Posted 05.25.2011 | Religion
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Joshua Stanton

Most terrifying is the fact that radicalization is not even about a particular ideology anymore. It's about the most devastating terrorist invention of them all: the Arab Numeral zero.

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An Immodest Proposal

Chris Weigant | Posted 05.25.2011 | Politics
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Chris Weigant

I'd like to offer a proposal that everyone should have to fly naked. Immediately ban all clothing of any kind from all flights, in order to reach a one-hundred percent rate of security against clothing bombs.

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