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Murray Hill for Congress

Americans Elect's Failure Is Our Victory

Murray Hill Inc. | Posted 07.18.2012 | Politics
Murray Hill Inc.

Isn't it clear by now that flesh and blood humans have made a complete mess of things? We trust corporations with what we eat, watch, drive, and do online -- so why not complete the circle and give corporations our vote?

Watson, Come Here, I Need You!

Murray Hill Inc. | Posted 05.25.2011 | Comedy
Murray Hill Inc.

Now it can be told. The victory of IBM's Watson computer on Jeopardy! over two human opponents is part of Murray Hill Inc.'s master plan to remove the pesky human interface from as much of public life as possible.

We're Here, We're Corporate, Get Used To It!

Murray Hill Inc. | Posted 05.25.2011 | Politics
Murray Hill Inc.

The new Republican majority in the House of Representatives was midwifed by hundreds of millions of dollars of unlimited, undisclosed corporate spending to consolidate and extend their domination of American politics.

Corporate Candidate Says: We Are the Fear Stephen Colbert Warned You About!

Murray Hill Inc. | Posted 05.25.2011 | Politics
Murray Hill Inc.

Today, Murray Hill Inc., the first corporation to run for congress, announces it is running ads on Ohio and Delaware radio stations in support of two of the many stalwart defenders of corporate hegemony now running for office.

Kagan Nomination Another Example of Obama Anti-Corporate Bigotry

Murray Hill Inc. | Posted 05.25.2011 | Comedy
Murray Hill Inc.

In a transparent attempt to thwart our historic candidacy, the president has stepped up his attack by appointing the very architect of the now thoroughly discredited argument against corporate civil rights.

Murray Hill, Inc: Campaign Stunt Launches Corporate 'Candidate' For Congress

Washington Post | John Wagner | Posted 05.25.2011 | Politics

Murray Hill might be the perfect candidate for this political moment: young, bold, media-savvy, a Washington outsider eager to reshape the way things ...

Student PIRGs In Naive, Pointless Effort to Thwart Corporate Persons

William Klein | Posted 05.25.2011 | Politics
William Klein

A new video contest sponsored by Student PIRGs (Public Interest Research Groups) is seeking entries that "show Congress that corporate persons should ...

"Let's Franchise Democracy!" First Corporation Running for Congress Offers Franchise Opportunity

William Klein | Posted 05.25.2011 | Politics
William Klein

It's not enough for corporations to have the right to buy direct authority over democracy. If we are to truly control politics to the utmost of our market-driven potential, we must own a monopoly.

100,000 People (and Five Supreme Court Justices) Can't Be Wrong--Corporations Are People Too!

William Klein | Posted 05.25.2011 | Business
William Klein

Murray Hill Inc. is running for Congress. Until now, corporations had to rely on campaign contributions, influence peddling and high-priced lobbyists to get their way in Congress

Cartoon: Supreme Court Smash-Up!

Shan Wells | Posted 05.25.2011 | Denver
Shan Wells

With their ridiculous ruling last week, the Supreme Court has let loose the Pigs of Corruption, shattering 80 years of steady effort to keep big money from buying the country.

Corporate Persons Get Shout-Out From President Obama

William Klein | Posted 05.25.2011 | Politics
William Klein

In the wake of the Citizens United decision, the first "corporate person" to run for Congress, Murray Hill Inc., has announced its candidacy in Maryland's 8th Congressional District.

Nick Wing

Murray Hill PR Firm Plans (Satirical) Run For Maryland Congressional Seat

HuffingtonPost.com | Nick Wing | Posted 05.25.2011 | Politics

Corporations are taking note of the impact that the Supreme Court decision to remove limits on corporate campaign spending will have on federal electi...