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Death Of 12 Schoolchildren Makes Perfect Sense

The Onion | The Onion | Posted 11.16.2009 | Home

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MYRTLE BEACH, SC—In a tragedy none have struggled to comprehend, a group of 12 schoolchildren on a whale-watching trip died in a perfectly......

Another Shoplifter Death at Wal-Mart

Al Norman | Posted 03.06.2009 | Business


Al Norman

Wal-Mart workers and one bystander held Patrick Donovan down, while one leaned on his back and another held down his arms and head.

Cokie Roberts Attack Ad

Matthew Filipowicz | Posted 09.16.2008 | Politics


Matthew Filipowicz

Last week when Cokie Roberts attacked Obamafor vacationing in the "foreign" and "exotic" land of Hawaii, most of us just assumed she was schilling for McCain. But she was schilling for something entirely different. Just watch.

Liveblog! GOP Square-Off In South Carolina — Including Ron Paul!

J. Neffinger, G. MacNicol, D. Shea and R. Sklar | Posted 10.28.2008 | Media


J. Neffinger, G. MacNicol, D. Shea and R. Sklar

Welcome to South Carolina, where all the candidates have their best game faces on. It must be the fact that they had a day to get some sleep — they are all better, sharper, and more relaxed than they have seemed in, well, days. In campaign time, that's like a week in Cabo.