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New Years Jokes

The Daily Szep -- Happy New Year

Paul Szep | Posted 03.02.2014 | Comedy
Paul Szep

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A New Year's Prayer (JOKE)

Posted 01.03.2013 | MarloThomas

God, grant me the senility to forget the people I never liked anyway, the good fortune to run into the ones that I do, and the eyesight to tell the di...

Mark Twain's Resolutions (JOKE)

Posted 01.02.2013 | MarloThomas

Now is the accepted time to make your regular annual good resolutions. Next week you can begin paving hell with them as usual. - Mark Twain See ...

Billy Vaughn On New Year's (JOKES)

Posted 12.31.2012 | MarloThomas

Youth is when you're allowed to stay up late on New Year's Eve. Middle age is when you're forced to. ---- An optimist stays up until midnight to...

New Year's Resolutions (JOKES)

Posted 12.28.2012 | MarloThomas

When I thought about the evils of drinking in the New Year, I gave up thinking. ---- You know it's time for a New Year's resolution to lose weigh...

Funny New Year Quotes

The Huffington Post | Posted 12.31.2011 | Comedy

It's hard for many of us to sum up the ending of one year and the beginning of the next. There are so many resolutions to be made and forgotten, so ma...