When the UN General Assembly kicks off in New York, hotels will be on high alert, crawling with security and defending their high-profile diplomatic g...

Relax. No one is going to make you relax.

You won't have to worry about falling off the stool.

New York has more to offer than the glittering lights of Times Square or the chic shops lining SoHo's streets -- it also has one of the greatest food scenes in the entire world.

We arrived armed with a camera, tripod and enough hand sanitizer to fill a heart-shaped whirlpool tub.

It's hard to describe, but it was somewhere along the lines of an old swimming pool, overused tanning salon, moldy locker room, dirty microwave, and most terrifyingly, decaying meat.

It was pretty embarrassing to ask for the Romantic Interlude Suite.

Since the many participants need to set up shop in New York for the big (dog) show, we figured we'd share our hotel expertise to match pups with places to stay.