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Never Stop Believing in Yourself Unless You're Absolutely Sure That You're a Loser

Galanty Miller | Posted 09.21.2014 | Comedy
Galanty Miller

I'm seeking Donald Trump's advice on how to be born into money.

#AOLBUILD Hosts Director Extraordinaire Rob Reiner

AOL BUILD | Posted 09.16.2014 | Entertainment
AOL BUILD

Gino DePinto, AOL BUILD "If you are a creative person, you try to create things that are an extension of yourself" - professed Hollywood's jack-of...

Hey, I Just Thought of Something Else

Galanty Miller | Posted 07.25.2014 | Comedy
Galanty Miller

I went to an existential strip club, where I spent a fortune on lap dances. But what does it all mean?

Our Daughter's Childhood, 140 Characters at a Time

Maureen Anderson | Posted 03.19.2014 | Parents
Maureen Anderson

My husband's been after me for years to share some of the notes I took as our daughter grew up. On my first pass through them, we savored those highlights together a few evenings a week. Now that Katie's in college, I'm sharing some of them on Twitter.

A Comedy Gift Just for You!

David S. Simon | Posted 07.14.2013 | Comedy
David S. Simon

Whenever I am late with a bill I get a statement that says "outstanding" and I mistake that for a compliment.

Funny One-Liners

Posted 07.19.2011 | Women

"I ask people why they have deer heads on their walls. They always say, "Because it's such a beautiful animal." Well, there you go. ...