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Watch Out For Hurricane Ashley On Cinco de Mayo

The Huffington Post | Carol Hartsell | Posted 05.05.2014 | Comedy

Let's face it, we've all seen her and many of us have been her. As you venture out for your Cinco de Mayo plans, watch out for Hurricane Ashley... and...

'A Comedy With A Concussion'

The Huffington Post | Katla McGlynn | Posted 04.24.2013 | Comedy

Having long dominated the field of satirical news, The Onion has created the Onion News Network, produced a movie (that no one should ever see) and cr...

The Onion Takes On Our Numbness To Mass Shootings

Posted 03.13.2013 | Comedy

In this video from The Onion, prosecutors can't quite remember who James Holmes was: Was he the shooter at Aurora? Newtown? Oregon? We've experienced ...

'The Onion' Meets 'Arrested Development'? Yes, Plz

The Huffington Post | Ross Luippold | Posted 02.04.2013 | Comedy

Jeffrey Tambor will star in the pilot for The Onion's newest series, according to Deadline. Amazon Studios has ordered a pilot for "The Onion Pres...

WATCH: The Onion's NRA Parody Is Not Really A Stretch

The Huffington Post | Ross Luippold | Posted 01.18.2013 | Comedy

The Onion has weighed in on the gun control debate with the most pointed satire of the NRA yet. In a new video, the fake news site spoofs the oppositi...

WATCH: Wait, WHO Hosted 'SNL'?

Posted 02.21.2013 | Comedy

'SNL' fans might remember this seasons Martin Short and Louis CK-hosted episodes, but it turns out the seal team from "Zero Dark Thirty" also hosted w...

WATCH: Every Member Of Congress Arrested Because They're Awful

Posted 12.04.2012 | Comedy

Remember that time when Congress was penalized for its irresponsible actions that hurt millions? Yeah, neither can we. But the Onion News Network h...

The GOP Already Has A Front-Runner For The 2016 Election

Posted 11.13.2012 | Comedy

Mitt Romney may have lost the 2012 election, but the GOP has a young, exciting candidate (that just happens to feed off fear and terror) lined up for ...

'Your Friends On Facebook Simply Can't Shut The F*ck Up Today'

Posted 11.06.2012 | Comedy

Yes, voting is important. But on Election Day, the worst in your friends can come out, and there's no worse place to see the garbage opinions they hav...

WATCH: Voting Doesn't Matter, Claim Idiots

Posted 11.01.2012 | Comedy

Remember when your roommate tried to mask laziness and/or cynicism with an actual political point of view, namely that voting doesn't matter, because,...

WATCH: Romney's Horrifying Google History LEAKED

Posted 10.19.2012 | Comedy

Mitt Romney has yet to release most of his tax returns, but Onion News Network has uncovered something possibly more damning: his Google search histor...

WATCH: Political Reporters Ready For Another Four Months Of This Sh*t

Posted 07.26.2012 | Comedy

The stakes of this election might be incredibly high, but you wouldn't know it by the national level of enthusiasm surrounding it. When you have an in...

WATCH: Reality Show Parody Nails It, Sex-Wise

The Huffington Post | Ross Luippold | Posted 09.11.2012 | Comedy

Today, The Onion launched a brand new venture, Onion Digital Studios, that will focus exclusively on making non-news parody digital content. The first...

WATCH: Ron Paul's New Campaign Strategy

Posted 07.10.2012 | Comedy

Even though Mitt Romney is running as the presumptive GOP presidential nominee, one candidate from the original crop of colorful figures from last win...

2040 Presidential Election Already Ruined By Facebook

The Huffington Post | Katla McGlynn | Posted 04.28.2012 | Comedy

It's hard to imagine what the 2040 presidential election will really be like, but if it's anything like the 2012 election, everything the candidates h...

WATCH: Beyonce Forced To Give Up Baby?

Posted 01.11.2012 | Comedy

In a report from Onion News Network, Beyonce has been forced to give up newborn daughter Blue Ivy Carter to the witch who granted her her beautiful si...

WATCH: IFC Bets On Your Favorite Comedians

The Huffington Post | Ross Luippold | Posted 01.09.2012 | Comedy

With the announcement of two new TV shows featuring some of the most innovative yet largely untapped comedic talent in America, cable channel IFC prov...

WATCH: 11 Best Internet Videos Of 2011

Posted 12.30.2011 | Comedy

Mark your comedy calendars: 2011 may be the last year that there's a difference between "TV sketches" and "Internet sketches." More and more, the ...

WATCH: Who Is With Ashton Now?

Posted 12.14.2011 | Comedy

Now that Ashton Kutcher is a swingin' bachelor once again, Onion News Network's Starfix reports that he has not been shy in bringing around a mysterio...

WATCH: Face Tattoos, Unemployment Linked?!

Posted 11.29.2011 | Comedy

You may think the nation's high unemployment is due to the recession, but that's not the whole story. Have you noticed that up to 35% of Americans now...

Katla McGlynn

The Onion News Network To Reveal All Its Secrets

HuffingtonPost.com | Katla McGlynn | Posted 01.08.2012 | Comedy

President Obama punches a Wall Street Banker in the face. Terrorists plant Decoy Muslims on U.S. soil. New diet suggests imagining food as horrific ni...

WATCH: Ted Allen Prepares 'Pretentious Foodie Bullsh*t Meal'

Posted 01.07.2012 | Food

On Friday's episode of IFC's Onion News Network, Ted Allen, culinary expert, Chopped judge and author of the (fake) cookbook Pretentious Foodie Bulls...

PREVIEW: The 2011 New York Comedy Festival

Matt Wilstein | Posted 01.06.2012 | Comedy
Matt Wilstein

This week, the New York Comedy Festival takes over NYC with everything from small shows in the back of Brooklyn bars to headlining double-header sets at large theaters.

The Onion: Obama Heroically Punches Wall Street Banker

Posted 12.12.2011 | Comedy

In a report from Onion News Network, President Obama affirmed his solidarity with the Occupy Wall Street Protestors by punching a Wall Street banker i...

WATCH: Apple Announces Steve Jobs 2

Posted 12.10.2011 | Comedy

Now that the last American who knew what he was doing has sadly passed on, Apple has announced the second generation Steve Jobs, according to a report...