In this short clip from the new Onion News Network show on IFC, (fake) Deputy FDA Commissioner Steve Hoyer instructs Americans to "just eat a goddamn ...
Americans' fatigue of Sarah Palin has finally reached reached its logical conclusion. According to Onion News Network, many citizens claim that they w...
Kim Jong-Il traded nukes for a role in "Batman"? Well not exactly, but you'll soon be seeing a lot more ridiculous stories like that one on your telev...
"Paul Is Dead" may have been an urban legend in the late sixties, but today the inevitable death of Sir Paul McCartney is cause for pre-mourning celeb...
Comedy fans have quite a bit to look forward to in 2011, thanks to some new (and old) television series that viewers can expect to see early next year...
The Onion News Network has taken aim at federal budget cuts in their report of President Obama's plan to replace a high-powered, lightning quick rail ...
In another hilariously accurate report from The Onion News Network, we learn of a missing college girl that matches the description of every sorority ...
Vice President Joe Biden has an amazing weekend planned, as long as the nation's (single) ladies are game: a secluded retreat at a rustic lodge in Lak...
After gracing the cover of tabloid after tabloid all these years, it's about time Jennifer Aniston adopted SOMETHING from Africa. It's practically a r...
Everyday, New York's Bravest face the difficult tasks of saving lives, putting out fires, and looking amazing while wearing suspenders with no shirt. ...
With a new celebrity tell-all book coming out practically every week, it's frighteningly not too hard to imagine the next of them being in the form of...
The State of the Union speech is kind of like when your boss gives a speech at the office holiday party, only televised. And like every office holida...
Suzanne Sena, who anchored primetime and late-night breaking news on Fox News from 2006-2008, has found a new home: the Onion News Network (h/t TVNews...
Nearly eight years after leaving CNN, the network that made her famous, Ms. Battista has resurfaced in the news game as an anchor for Onion News Netwo...
It's a question we've been asking for a long time: Are reality shows making the average skank feel bad about her level of trashiness? With networks co...
