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Watch Out For Hurricane Ashley On Cinco de Mayo

The Huffington Post | Carol Hartsell | Posted 05.05.2014 | Comedy

Let's face it, we've all seen her and many of us have been her. As you venture out for your Cinco de Mayo plans, watch out for Hurricane Ashley... and...

WATCH: Wait, WHO Hosted 'SNL'?

Posted 02.21.2013 | Comedy

'SNL' fans might remember this seasons Martin Short and Louis CK-hosted episodes, but it turns out the seal team from "Zero Dark Thirty" also hosted w...

WATCH: Every Member Of Congress Arrested Because They're Awful

Posted 12.04.2012 | Comedy

Remember that time when Congress was penalized for its irresponsible actions that hurt millions? Yeah, neither can we. But the Onion News Network h...

The GOP Already Has A Front-Runner For The 2016 Election

Posted 11.13.2012 | Comedy

Mitt Romney may have lost the 2012 election, but the GOP has a young, exciting candidate (that just happens to feed off fear and terror) lined up for ...

WATCH: Political Reporters Ready For Another Four Months Of This Sh*t

Posted 07.26.2012 | Comedy

The stakes of this election might be incredibly high, but you wouldn't know it by the national level of enthusiasm surrounding it. When you have an in...

WATCH: Ron Paul's New Campaign Strategy

Posted 07.10.2012 | Comedy

Even though Mitt Romney is running as the presumptive GOP presidential nominee, one candidate from the original crop of colorful figures from last win...

2040 Presidential Election Already Ruined By Facebook

The Huffington Post | Katla McGlynn | Posted 04.28.2012 | Comedy

It's hard to imagine what the 2040 presidential election will really be like, but if it's anything like the 2012 election, everything the candidates h...

Ross Luippold

IFC Cancels 'ONN'

HuffingtonPost.com | Ross Luippold | Posted 03.21.2012 | Comedy

NEW YORK -- At Tuesday's upfront announcing new programming for the cable channel IFC, one show that previously was a staple, "Onion News Network," we...

WATCH: 11 Best Internet Videos Of 2011

Posted 12.30.2011 | Comedy

Mark your comedy calendars: 2011 may be the last year that there's a difference between "TV sketches" and "Internet sketches." More and more, the ...

WATCH: Who Is With Ashton Now?

Posted 12.14.2011 | Comedy

Now that Ashton Kutcher is a swingin' bachelor once again, Onion News Network's Starfix reports that he has not been shy in bringing around a mysterio...

WATCH: Face Tattoos, Unemployment Linked?!

Posted 11.29.2011 | Comedy

You may think the nation's high unemployment is due to the recession, but that's not the whole story. Have you noticed that up to 35% of Americans now...

Katla McGlynn

The Onion News Network To Reveal All Its Secrets

HuffingtonPost.com | Katla McGlynn | Posted 01.08.2012 | Comedy

President Obama punches a Wall Street Banker in the face. Terrorists plant Decoy Muslims on U.S. soil. New diet suggests imagining food as horrific ni...

WATCH: Apple Announces Steve Jobs 2

Posted 12.10.2011 | Comedy

Now that the last American who knew what he was doing has sadly passed on, Apple has announced the second generation Steve Jobs, according to a report...

WATCH: Americans With Hateful Faces Speak Out On ONN

Posted 12.05.2011 | Comedy

The season two premiere of The Onion News Network was all about the end of the world, but that didn't stop the broadcast from taking time to look at t...

Ice T & Coco To Save The World With 'Ass Gravity'

Posted 12.04.2011 | Comedy

The Onion News Network, Ice T & Coco, and the end of the world... together at last. An earth-killing asteroid is barreling down us and will make co...

ONN's Brooke Alvarez Talks New Season, End Of The World

Posted 12.03.2011 | Comedy

When ONN premieres its second season on IFC Tuesday night, it will return with the most formidable host in television news: Brooke Alvarez. Alvare...

Carol Hartsell

The Onion To Lose Top Editor In Chicago Move

HuffingtonPost.com | Carol Hartsell | Posted 11.29.2011 | Comedy

When The Onion consolidates its entire staff under one roof next June, it will be doing so without its current editor. Joe Randazzo, who has been ...

Carol Hartsell

Big Changes At The Onion

HuffingtonPost.com | Carol Hartsell | Posted 11.21.2011 | Comedy

NEW YORK -- The editorial team of The Onion, the beloved satirical newspaper that has called New York City its home for the last 10 years, may be movi...

WATCH: 'Onion News Network' Demystifies Comic Sans

Posted 10.24.2011 | Comedy

When it comes to fonts, there's only one that's ALWAYS associated with humor: Comic Sans! Typography buffs will usually go for a Helvetica or some ...

WATCH: Michael Bay Finally Attacks America

Posted 09.07.2011 | Comedy

We all should have seen this coming. In the video below, "The Onion News Network" reports on the destruction of our home soil last week by none oth...

ONN: 'Green Lantern' Definitely A Thing

Posted 08.15.2011 | Comedy

Hey, remember Green Lantern? Yeah? Well, good news: there's a Green Lantern movie coming out that you definitely want to see. In fact, it's going to ...

ONN: Congress Debates New Sex-Based American Dream

Posted 07.16.2011 | Comedy

Is the American Dream really dead? According to the Onion News Network it is, and on top of that, it's time we came up with a newer, sexier dream to w...

ONN Interviews Screenwriter Of 'Fast Five'

Posted 06.26.2011 | Comedy

Hollywood blockbusters are often accused of being intended for an audience with the intelligence level of a small child. So it's fitting that in t...

WATCH: Should The Unemployed Be Buying New Apple Computers?

Posted 06.19.2011 | Comedy

If you've recently lost your job, you might be thinking that it's time to tighten the belt and not spend money on the newest technological gadgets. B...

WATCH: How To Get A Guy To Notice You During Sex (NSFW)

Posted 06.12.2011 | Comedy

It's hard enough getting a guy's attention at a bar, the library, the church potluck or a funeral, but getting him to notice you in the bedroom is pra...