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9 Things I Decided To Do When I Turned 43

Lori Ferraro | Posted 05.20.2014 | Women
Lori Ferraro

Forty three is not some milestone birthday. This is no 30, 40 or 50. No big party, no keg, no new outfit was purchased to celebrate in -- just a day with people I love. And pizza, which I also love.

LOOK: This Groom REALLY Wants Dave Grohl At His Wedding

Posted 06.08.2013 | Weddings

Groom Marcus Cox's love for his soon-to-be-wife is matched only by his love for one other person -- Dave Grohl. On Friday, Cox's sister, Reddit us...

An Open Letter to Thomas the Tank Engine

JJ Keith | Posted 12.01.2012 | Parents
JJ Keith

Long before I was a housewife writing letters to sentient trains, I studied anthropology, and thus far I haven't been able to make sense of you and your friends.

Please, No Gimmicks -- A Letter to the Super Committee

Jonathan Cowan | Posted 01.17.2012 | Politics
Jonathan Cowan

The Joint Select Committee on Deficit Reduction must approve a credible agreement that at minimum meets the committee's mission to achieve $1.2 trillion in deficit reduction without resorting to gimmicks or budgetary sleights of hand.

Internet Petitions For New Rectal Cancer Mascot

The Huffington Post | Christine Friar | Posted 12.17.2011 | Comedy

Most fans of "South Park" probably know Mr. Hankey as the log of human feces in a Santa hat who appears to Jewish character Kyle to help him cheer up ...

WATCH: Eugene Mirman's Open Letter To Time Warner Cable

Posted 07.26.2011 | Comedy

Ever been stood up by a service person after patiently sitting at home for the entire two-hour appointment time window? Comedian Eugene Mirman recentl...

An Open Letter to Tom Daschle

Mimi Kennedy | Posted 05.25.2011 | Politics
Mimi Kennedy

You are a delinquent taxpayer, which undermines our trust in your fiscal judgment.

An Open Letter to God from the Dinosaurs: Delay Evolution!

Rick Smith | Posted 05.25.2011 | Style
Rick Smith

Dear God: The pterodactyls suggested a few million years ago that we consider moving south where it's warmer, so we soon plan to form a committee.

An Open Letter to John McCain

Jennifer Ouellette | Posted 05.25.2011 | Politics
Jennifer Ouellette

Apparently you learned the wrong lesson from your loss of the 2000 nomination to Bush: win by any means necessary.