Palin Resignation Speech

Alaska's Moose-Shootin' Quitter-in-Chief Waves Goodbye. People with Brains Everywhere Rejoice

Andy Ostroy | Posted 08.28.2009 | Politics


Andy Ostroy

While she and the kool-aid drunken Republicans who adore her delude themselves into thinking she's our next president, the rest of us sane Americans know she's an empty Versace suit.

Palin Holds Press Conference to Explain Last Press Conference

Robert Lanham | Posted 08.06.2009 | Comedy


Robert Lanham

"Let me state my reasons in plain English without any sports analogies: I'm resigning because I feel I can be a more effective leader operating from the sidelines. I'm no bench warmer," she added.