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15 Halloween Costumes That Truly Terrify Parents

Jessica McNeill Azar | Posted 10.31.2014 | Parents
Jessica McNeill Azar

If one of these things came to my door, I would probably pee in my pants and hide. I am proud to present to you a collection of these post-childbearing horrors in costume form.

Kids Say The Darndest Things

Sarah Cottrell | Posted 09.18.2014 | Parents
Sarah Cottrell

My son is 4 years old. He likes to tell stories and make weird sounds at the top of his lungs. The other day, he was on a roll, making annoying fart sounds with his armpits and mouth.

14 Signs It's the Last Week of School

Alexandra Rosas | Posted 08.12.2014 | Parents
Alexandra Rosas

This week is the last week of school for most of the country. For us, it's always the second week in June, but even without a calendar, my kids would still know the academic year is wrapping up. Here's how they figure it out.

I'm Guilty Of These 5 Parenting Mistakes (And You Probably Are Too)

Susannah Lewis | Posted 04.06.2014 | Parents
Susannah Lewis

I can only hope that the unconditional love that I possess for my precious offspring will keep them on the right path and make up for my countless mistakes.

9 Ways Living With Kids Is Just Like Living in a Haunted House

Susan McLean | Posted 01.23.2014 | Parents
Susan McLean

You sense it in the bathroom while you're taking a shower, slithering about just outside the curtain. It's next to your bed while you sleep, and you don't need to open your eyes to know that it's only inches from your face, silently staring at you.

10 Types Of Moms On Facebook

Liz Kozak | Posted 12.09.2012 | Parents
Liz Kozak

Hey, Facebook Moms! I heard ya, loud and clear. It seems I left quite a few of us off the list.

10 Questions All Parents Ask Themselves

Babble.com | Posted 09.05.2012 | Parents
Babble.com

The everyday head-scratchers that crop up once you become a parent can be every bit as perplexing as these biggies (and some days, even more so). Ever asked yourself any of these questions?

Self-Help From a 2-Year-Old

Jason Good | Posted 07.24.2012 | Parents
Jason Good

If you're gonna run, do it at top speed, man. Life is too short to walk in the mall.

World's First Children-to-Parent Dictionary

Mark C. Miller | Posted 07.03.2011 | Comedy
Mark C. Miller

Language is one of the few things, aside from the cat and their bowels, over which children can exercise a certain degree of power and control.