What I Learned Running The New York City Marathon
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It's hard to run if your leg is gushing blood all over the place and hurting you. Also, the blood makes the ground slippery, and other runners will get mad at you, no matter how hard you try to explain that really, it's that jerk dog's fault.









Sophie Pollitt-Cohen | Posted 11.12.2009 | Comedy