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Some Guys Are Just Clueless

The Huffington Post | Isaac Saul | Posted 05.27.2014 | Comedy

Guys, listen up. The secret to winning over the woman of your dreams may be simpler than you thought. In short? Just shut up. Watch the above sk...

11 Food Pick-Up Lines To Avoid

Epicurious | Posted 04.14.2014 | Taste
Epicurious

These feeble ice breakers might be even worse than usual.

10 Thanksgivukkah Pick-Up Lines

Laura Seldon | Posted 01.25.2014 | Divorce
Laura Seldon

Due to the funky mathematics of the Hebrew and secular calendars, this holiday blend has never happened before, and won't happen again for some 77,000 years. Like true love, it appears Thanksgivukkah only comes around once in a lifetime.

Watch These Guys Try Magic Tricks As Pick-Up Lines

Posted 01.23.2014 | Comedy

These guys, who call themselves Calen and Stuart Edge, take corny pick-up lines to new levels: By adding magic tricks into the mix. Check out this ...

Uh, My Eyes Are Up Here

The Huffington Post | Posted 09.30.2013 | Comedy

Here's one prank that we DEFINITELY don't recommend trying out for yourself. That said, watch Norwegian prankster, Freddy Fairhair, take to the str...

The Cheesier The Pickup Line, The Better... Sometimes

The Huffington Post | Posted 09.18.2013 | Comedy

Is this video a parking ticket? Because it's got fine written all over it. Watch SimplePickup test the age-old question: Do pickup lines actually ...

How To Pick Up Girls At Whole Foods Like A Gentleman

Ryan Patrick Hooper | Posted 11.10.2013 | Detroit
Ryan Patrick Hooper

Is it a smooth move to blend up some light chit-chat at the smoothie counter? Does the produce section produce? Should you avoid those weird speed dating programs some Whole Foods host? Yes, of course. That's a dumb question. Let us be your personal shoppers of love today.

The Stages Of Getting Hit On At A Bar

The Huffington Post | Debra Lipson | Posted 08.27.2013 | Celebrity

Slap on some lipstick and raise those expectations. Get in loser, we're going out. Sure, you've gone out before, but this night is different. The w...

Being a Weenie: Food for Thought on Peacock Theory

Tony Endelman | Posted 07.31.2013 | Weird News
Tony Endelman

As long as you have some semblance of a personality, the situation is yours to embrace and enjoy. Believe it or not, wearing a wiener suit doesn't automatically make women think that you've got a screw loose.

The Best Bruno Mars-Inspired Pick-Up Lines! (VIDEO)

Posted 07.11.2013 | Teen

This one time, JennXPenn tried to use One Direction song lyrics to pick up random strangers for an episode of Teen.com's "Stranger Danger." She ended ...

Talking Dirty

Abby Heugel | Posted 08.17.2013 | Comedy
Abby Heugel

When approached by a possible suitor, be sure to lure them over to the gardening section, as making initial contact around the nails, caulk and nipples is a bit too forward these days -- and the puns are entirely too obvious. You're screwed.

How You Doin: Mapping The World Through Pick up Lines

Katie Beck | Posted 07.17.2013 | Travel
Katie Beck

I have heard some absolute doozies in cities all over the world and even if the surroundings are pretty, the words are not.

The Best Chemistry Pick-Up Line Ever?

Posted 05.02.2013 | Teen

Periodically, something learned in chemistry class will leap off the page and prove useful in your social life. Memorizing the day on which scientist ...

10 Hilarious Pick-Up Lines From Bieber's 'Believe'

The Huffington Post | Hannah Orenstein | Posted 11.30.2012 | Teen

The Biebs is known to be something of a Romeo, and his most recent album "Believe" is stocked full of smooth lyrics that could easily sweep girls off ...

The Worst Pick Up Lines. Ever.

The Huffington Post | Ann Brenoff | Posted 11.29.2012 | Fifty

If you thought being middle aged meant the days of a stranger saddling up to you at the bar and delivering one of those awkward pick up lines were lon...

One Direction's Best Pick-Up Lines (LOOK)

Posted 11.14.2012 | Teen

With party-ready beats, racy lyrics and more than a few sexual innuendos, One Direction's new album "Take Me Home" shows a more grown-up side of the B...

Last Chance Love On A Friday Night

Ann Bauer | Posted 11.26.2012 | Fifty
Ann Bauer

He of the sweater vest reached out and pulled the librarian close. It lasted perhaps four minutes, but that was four minutes of sheer, all-out bliss. Their bodies were pressed together, his hand on the bare part of her arm, and they looked, each of them, profoundly grateful.

LOOK: 'Latin Lover' Pick-Up Lines That Make Us Cringe

Posted 06.26.2013 | Latino Voices

You've heard the myth of the Latin lover. A man so suave, so romantic, who with just one captivating look or piercing word can sweep you off your feet...

WATCH: I Have To Ask: What Is The Worst Pick-Up Line You've Ever Heard?

Posted 10.09.2012 | MarloThomas

Microphone in hand, I went out and asked the people of New York: What is the worst pick-up line you've ever heard? var src_url="http://pshare...

'Do You Have Any Raisins? No? Well Then, How About a Date?': The Psychology of Pick-up Lines

Scott Barry Kaufman | Posted 10.24.2012 | Science
Scott Barry Kaufman

First impressions matter, and our opening few lines can either energize the interaction or cause the other person to look around for the nearest exit. Gratefully, psychologists have spent years of celibacy trying to understand the psychology behind pick-up lines.

PHOTOS: Pick-Up Lines For The Already Attached

Posted 10.09.2012 | MarloThomas

Check out these hilarious pick-up lines for people who already have a significant other: http://www.collegehumor.com/article/6788655/pick-up-lines-...

Do 'Call Me Maybe' Pick-Up Lines Actually Work? (VIDEO)

The Huffington Post | Hannah Orenstein | Posted 07.06.2012 | Teen

Aside from the countless parodies, one of the most hilarious things about Carly Rae Jepsen's runaway hit "Call Me Maybe" is the lyrics. Does anyone ac...

Things Guys Have Said To Me At The Boxing Gym

The Hairpin | Posted 06.21.2012 | Women

"So, I'll make you a deal. You win your fight, you take me out to dinner." - The dude named Marco who works there that I mentally call "The Situation...

'This World's An Ugly Place, But You're So Beautiful To Me' (VIDEO)

Posted 06.11.2012 | Teen

"Hello there, angel from my nightmare." Now if that isn't a good way to start a conversation, we don't know what is. For every Blink-182 fan who's...

"Call Me Maybe" Business Cards Enter The Pick-Up Scene

The Huffington Post | Katherine Bindley | Posted 05.22.2012 | Women

So, you meet a guy at the bar. You talk for a while. As the night comes to an end, instead of asking for your number, he makes the now somewhat dated ...