Political Satire

Evan Bayh's "Name That Obstructionist!"

Matthew Filipowicz | Posted 04.19.2009 | Politics


Matthew Filipowicz

Senator Bayh announced today the formation of a "Moderate Dems Working Group", or to put it in layman's terms, a group of 15 or so Bush Dog... I'm sorry... Blue Dog conservative Democratic Senators.

Last Newspaper Reader Cancels Subscription

William Klein | Posted 04.17.2009 | Media


William Klein

Millions of readers who had been thought to give a damn about reading print turned out to relieved they didn't have to pretend anymore. "You can feel informed in a fraction of the time," said a prominent attorney who requested anonymity.

Will HBO Beam "George W. Bush's Penis" Live From Broadway?

Sean L. McCarthy | Posted 04.14.2009 | Comedy


Sean L. McCarthy

Will anyone complain if they see the reputed prick live on their TVs this Saturday night? And will HBO dare to go full-frontal during the live broadcast?

Blackwater's First Television Ad For "Xe"

Matthew Filipowicz | Posted 03.26.2009 | Politics


Matthew Filipowicz

Yes, Blackwater is no more. Now they are "Xe." And what does "Xe" mean? Who the hell knows? But who says private contractors can't show their impressionistic and abstract side?

d'Artoon -- Partisan Language

John Krifka | Posted 03.09.2009 | Comedy


John Krifka

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Obama Issues New Vetting Standards!

Stanton Peele | Posted 03.07.2009 | Comedy


Stanton Peele

New Vetting Standards: 6. Must not display prominently in their offices the slogan, "Only the little people pay taxes."

The Daily Szep - With Apologes to Gertrude Stein

Paul Szep | Posted 03.06.2009 | Business


Paul Szep

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If You Can't Afford the Real Thing, There's Always Chips

Carolita Johnson | Posted 03.05.2009 | Comedy


Carolita Johnson

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Bruce Springsteen Suspended for Crotch Slide

Matthew Filipowicz | Posted 03.05.2009 | Entertainment


Matthew Filipowicz

A magnificent Super Bowl was marred by an ugly incident in the half time show as rocker Bruce Springsteen slid crotch-first into a cameraman. First it was Janet Jackson's nipple, and now this!

The Disloyal Opposition: Rush is Right -- Obama Must Fail

Randall Amster | Posted 03.04.2009 | Politics


Randall Amster

If the new President brings closure to current wars and staves off economic collapse, it quite possibly will once and for all bury the neocon legacy deep in the dustbin of history.

Dow Zero: The Republican Plan for Prosperity

David Misch | Posted 03.04.2009 | Comedy


David Misch

Tax cuts frighten our enemies by showing that the United States is so determined to improve the lives of its largest taxpayers that it will forgo revenue in a time of economic crisis.

In Surprise Move, Rush Limbaugh Named RNC Chair

John Wellington Ennis | Posted 03.03.2009 | Comedy


John Wellington Ennis

Limbaugh, reached by phone in the Dominican Republic for the weekend, was loud: "They did WHAT?!? [expletive deleted] I can't be responsible for the crap I say!

A Sideshow? Not Our Blago!

Rick Horowitz | Posted 03.02.2009 | Politics


Rick Horowitz

The Irrepressible Blagojevich admits to nothing! He concedes nothing! He never stops smiling! And he does all this while reciting poetry!

Government-Media-Corporate Mantra: Only the Little People Worry About Money

Stanton Peele | Posted 02.28.2009 | Business


Stanton Peele

Jack Strong: You can't fit 200 guests, strippers, a four-star kitchen, and a ten-foot-high ice sculpture on a helicopter.

Bush's Personal Letter to Obama

John Wellington Ennis | Posted 02.22.2009 | Politics


John Wellington Ennis

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Obama Takes Presidential Oath Again, Again

William Klein | Posted 02.22.2009 | Politics


William Klein

President Barack Obama was sworn into office a third time today, and the White House announced plans to repeat the swearing-in on a daily basis.

Reunited at Last

Howard Gewirtz | Posted 02.21.2009 | Politics


Howard Gewirtz

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Happy New Era! (a Greeting to Share With Your Pals)

Martin Lewis | Posted 02.20.2009 | Politics


Martin Lewis

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Far Right Inaugurates Palin as "Their President"

Darin Murphy | Posted 02.20.2009 | Politics


Darin Murphy

In an unprecedented moment in history, Governor Sarah Palin was sworn in today by the far right wing of the Republican Party as the first female President of The Real America.

Obama Market: Trading is Heavy, Hearts are Light

Rick Horowitz | Posted 02.19.2009 | Politics


Rick Horowitz

The souvenir sector is way up but the tie-in sector may be doing even better! Obama-brand paint rollers, up 43%. Obama-brand breath mints, up 52%. Obama-brand breakfast cereals, up 59%.

Where Will George W. Bush Be Six Months From Today?

Matthew Filipowicz | Posted 02.19.2009 | Politics


Matthew Filipowicz

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Bush Vows Retaliation Against Canada, UK for Goose Downing of Flight 1549

Don Parker | Posted 02.16.2009 | Politics


Don Parker

Bush warned Prime Minister Stephen Harper that Canada must take swift action to scatter the terrorist geese, or America will.

Out of Line: Barack Bluebird

Mort Gerberg | Posted 02.14.2009 | Politics


Mort Gerberg

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The Daily Szep -- Rewriting History -- The Bush Memoirs

Paul Szep | Posted 02.13.2009 | Politics


Paul Szep

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Cheney's Last Hurrah: No Light at the End of the Dark Side

Timothy Bay | Posted 02.13.2009 | Politics


Timothy Bay

"Sir, you really must hand over the keys to your office," the White House functionary continues. "Joe Biden has been working out of a small room next to the boiler in basement waiting to move into the VP office."