The Snark Ascending
Snark presupposes a secret society of shared disdain. It preens, reveling in its own cleverness.
Snark presupposes a secret society of shared disdain. It preens, reveling in its own cleverness.
Jim David | Posted 02.12.2009 | Media
I'm sorry, but as a comedian, Sarah Palin is pure comedy gold, a God given treasure trove of instant material, and I hope she sticks around because I need said material.
Jamie Malanowski | Posted 02.09.2009 | Politics
Dear Dr. Rice: This is to confirm that you will be teaching a course at The Learning Annex on Saturday, January 31st, to be entitled "Power Enabling: Smart Women, Costly Blunders.''
Rick Horowitz | Posted 02.09.2009 | Politics
Mr. Clinton noted that pizza was no longer on the private-dining-room menu. Mr. Bush assured Mr. Clinton that if he wanted pizza, he could have pizza
Omri Marcus | Posted 02.07.2009 | World
Here is a short guide to the various characters you will find in the Tel Aviv bubble these days, including Mr. Right Wing, Mr. Left Wing, The Escapist, and The Conspiracy Theory Guy.
Timothy Bay | Posted 01.29.2009 | Style
Facing the challenge of current economic conditions, Santa retooled his product line this season to create new toys incorporating space-age science and the economic spirit of the times.
Daniel Kurtzman | Posted 01.27.2009 | Politics
In a story about potential vice presidential picks, the AP referred to Joe Lieberman as "the Democratic vice presidential prick in 2000."
Chris Weigant | Posted 01.24.2009 | Politics
I would rather be at home now than covering the annual "sit on Santa's lap" photo-op for politicians, but I seem to have annoyed my editor, so here I am -- your intrepid holiday reporter.
Byron Williams | Posted 01.24.2009 | Politics
For Governor Sarah Palin, a DVD of the musical, Annie Get your Gun. Aerial wolf hunting; need I say more?
John DeBellis | Posted 01.22.2009 | Politics
I have friends from broken homes who grew up to be well adjusted human beings who would cut off their ears rather than listen to Rush Limbaugh even if he was chocking on an illegal painkiller.
Matthew Filipowicz | Posted 01.21.2009 | Politics
Sarah Palin is right. It was wrong of me to automatically assume that it was crystal meth. Of course Alaskans can be addicted to other drugs! And they should be!
Linda Hirshman | Posted 01.19.2009 | Politics
A copy of what seemed to be a draft of an inaugural invocation by Pastor Rick Warren arrived in my fax machine this morning. I've posted it here.
Ben Cohen | Posted 01.19.2009 | Politics
Have facts to counter his? It won't matter, as Neo Cons rely on a tautological loophole that justifies pretty much anything.
Stu Kreisman | Posted 01.15.2009 | Home
Dear Diary, After the last of the spiked eggnog was guzzled, after the last sloppy smooch under the mistletoe had been delivered, I went to sleep wit...
Steven Shehori | Posted 01.15.2009 | Politics
When asked to reveal the identity of the giant America-shaped landmass found on the map, several of those polled were decidedly varied in their answers.
Maggie Van Ostrand | Posted 01.12.2009 | Politics
Governor Palin illustrated a few of the similarities in governing Alaska and Illinois. "When Alaska was free, we gave what for to the states down there and Illinoisites are doin' the same thing."
Paul Szep | Posted 01.09.2009 | Politics
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James Rotondi | Posted 03.25.2009 | Business
Perhaps we're better off thinking of our current state of economic ennui not as a recession or a depression, but as a "repression."
Chez Pazienza | Posted 01.08.2009 | Politics
"The last I heard, the National Guard was moving in to crush some kind of uprising that torched the Rockefeller Center tree and destroyed all the Christmas windows at Saks."
Brian Burton and David Capezza | Posted 01.05.2009 | World
Russia cannot understand why the U.S. continually sets up social networks to take in more friends, while socially-awkward Russia has trouble making friends at all.
Stu Kreisman | Posted 01.03.2009 | Media
Wow. I just watched GW's first "exit interview" with Charles Gibson on ABC. Was this man actually elected President of the United States twice? (Okay ...
Rick Horowitz | Posted 01.03.2009 | Business
Teams of experts comb through every wince and spasm, coast to coast. You may think you're hurting--you may be convinced--but until you hear it from the folks here, it's only speculation.
William Klein | Posted 12.27.2008 | Politics
Hillary? Think about it. It's the ultimate Big Gesture and the world will love it. They won't be able to resist. It will be like having Princess Diana stories all the time.
Paul Szep | Posted 12.27.2008 | Politics
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Matthew Filipowicz | Posted 12.19.2008 | Entertainment
The truth is, spreading hate and intolerance is a business just like anything else. And in business, sometimes you're forced to make tough choices.
Steven G. Kellman | Posted 02.12.2009 | Style