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Blenders, Dreams, Thanksgiving And A 'Poop-Nado'

Alessandra Macaluso | Posted 11.25.2014 | Parents
Alessandra Macaluso

My daughter's entire leg and foot is covered in poop, there's poop up her back, my arm is covered in poop and my middle finger has a giant poop-nugget on it, and I realize that if I turn it around and point it at myself, that pretty much sums up my current situation.

The Scoop on Poop in South Korea

Mimsie Ladner | Posted 11.10.2014 | Travel
Mimsie Ladner

I sip my latte and stifle a chuckle as I take in my surroundings at Ddoong Cafe in the Ssamzigil shopping complex in central Seoul. Colorful mini plungers hang delicately from a tree in the corner and old-fashioned squat toilets are placed tastefully throughout the shop.

VIDEO: Feathery Ryan Gosling, GOOP Bird Poop, and Why Everything You Think About Pigeons Is Wrong

Amanda McCall | Posted 10.22.2014 | Comedy
Amanda McCall

What do Ryan Gosling, Gwyneth Paltrow, and the Kardashian family have to do with pigeons? To find out WATCH "AMANIMALS: Pigeon Edigeon" and learn the incredible truth about New York's most hated resident and the only charity that helps save them.

4 Things We Consume That've Been Extracted From Animal Poop

The Huffington Post | Carly Ledbetter | Posted 08.27.2014 | Taste

We have some pretty crappy stuff to tell you.

Honor Your Elimination

Miriam Ava | Posted 10.03.2014 | Healthy Living
Miriam Ava

Every princess pees and poops several times every day, if her digestive tract is healthy. So why are we being uptight about our needs? Society and ...

Think You Know Your Sh*t? Here's What Your Poop Can Tell You About Your Health

The Huffington Post | Kate Bratskeir | Posted 06.25.2014 | Healthy Living

I know you'd like to think your shit don't stink, but if you lean a little bit closer, you might learn a little bit more about your health.

L.A Parties, Paparazzi and Poop.

Rolla Selbak | Posted 08.23.2014 | Entertainment
Rolla Selbak

It's been about a month since I moved to L.A. As a filmmaker, I finally caved and weathered the migration, leaving behind my family, friends, and everything that's remotely familiar, for a chance at fully realizing a dream.

You Can't Always Poop Where You Want

Peyton Price | Posted 08.10.2014 | Parents
Peyton Price

You can't always poop where you want. But if you try sometimes, you just might find you poop where you need.

I'm Known for Pooping My Pants, and I'm OK With That

Lindsay Patton-Carson | Posted 07.15.2014 | Healthy Living
Lindsay Patton-Carson

I am a 29-year-old woman who, just a year and a half ago, pooped my pants while running a marathon.

'Large Quantity Of Fecal Matter' Found In Hotel Lobby

The Huffington Post | Andy Campbell | Posted 04.15.2014 | Weird News

And after the party is the hotel lobby, and -- damn it, Ronnie. Police arrested 31-year-old Ronnie Lee Warfield after he allegedly pulled down his ...

Thoughts on Cleaning My Toilet

Floyd Elliot | Posted 06.07.2014 | Comedy
Floyd Elliot

Man, I hate cleaning my toilet. I need a maid. Dude, I can't afford a maid. (Why do I call myself "dude?" Shouldn't I call myself, "Myself?") M...

Why Is Cameron Diaz Talking About Pee, Poop And Sweat?

OWN | Posted 03.31.2014 | OWN

Feces, urine and sweat -- Cameron Diaz may be a Hollywood actress and a former model, but she isn't afraid to talk about the messy world of bodily fun...

The Poop of the Matter

Sandra Ramos O’Briant | Posted 05.17.2014 | Los Angeles
Sandra Ramos O’Briant

The P.I. I just want to say one word to you. Just one word.* Sewage Let's discuss the influents and the effluents. That's right, you high scho...

Will You Have Green Poop on St. Patrick's Day?

Chevy Humphrey | Posted 05.13.2014 | Science
Chevy Humphrey

How will all of that green food and drink fare against your digestive system? Will it come out victorious, making your poop look like something left behind by a leprechaun? Or will your digestive system literally metabolize the crap out of it?

Coworkers in Stalemate as Both Refuse to Poop While the Other is Present

Reductress | Posted 05.03.2014 | Comedy
Reductress

"This whole thing is crazy," said HR Manager Melissa McGee. "I mean who even tries to poop at the office anyway? I save it for when I get home."

WATCH: This Green Innovation Is A Load Of Crap

The Huffington Post | William Goodman | Posted 02.26.2014 | Green

Earth University, "a non-profit university based in Costa Rica that specializes in sustainable agriculture and natural resources management," has rele...

The New(er) Normal

Anthony Romeo | Posted 03.26.2014 | Gay Voices
Anthony Romeo

If I had ovaries, I think it would be safe to say they've been aching. I want a baby. I want a baby very, very badly.

How to Juice-Cleanse Like a Motherf*cking Champ

Jolie Jenkins | Posted 03.05.2014 | Comedy
Jolie Jenkins

If you're meeting up with friends, bring your green juice "dinner." Not only will it give you a chance to talk about your juice-cleanse (see above), it will remind others that they are not as good as you. Lead by example!

San Diego Is Being Sued Because of All the Damn Sea Lion Poop!

Roadtrippers | Posted 03.01.2014 | Weird News
Roadtrippers

San Diego's La Jolla Cove is smelly. Like, super stinky. And it's all because of cute, lovable sea lions, that are pooping everywhere!

How to Be Present? Start Here

Lisa Sadikman | Posted 11.08.2013 | Parents
Lisa Sadikman

Having three children swallows me whole. I love them fiercely, but I'm not always paying attention to them.

I'm With Stupid: Eating Out of Toilets and Other Cultural Norms

Todd Hartley | Posted 01.23.2014 | Comedy
Todd Hartley

OK, folks, enough is enough; this sort of behavior has got to stop, pronto. As recently as July, in the very headline of this column, I admonished you...

A 'Poopetrator' Is On The Loose At Yale

The Huffington Post | Tyler Kingkade | Posted 10.04.2013 | College

Yale University students are being terrorized by what some students are referring to as a "poopetrator." The university is tightening security in ...

Women's Bathroom Etiquette

Melissa Carter | Posted 08.27.2013 | Comedy
Melissa Carter

Bowel movements are certainly not sexy conversation that anyone has around the water cooler, but those awkward encounters do happen from time to time at the office and a contingency plan is a must.

QUESTION: Do Girls Poop?

Posted 06.13.2013 | Comedy

A long-standing rumor maintains that girls do not, in fact, poop. Prepare to be shocked by the fact that not only do they poop, some girls aren't afra...

Kid Has Surprisingly Good Advice

Posted 01.29.2013 | Comedy

Even if Reddit thinks this picture is fake, this is good advice. ...