Wow, guys, can you believe we made it to the season finale? The most exciting thing about this episode is that Rosie gestates and gives birth to a baby in less than 50 minutes. Talk about efficiency.

Sigh, this episode is depressing. I want to watch rich pregnant women with narcissistic demands, not marital woes. Give me someone who wants to fit her baby boy with a toupee because she hates baldness.

This week is the NAKED HORSE LADY episode, which I've been waiting for since the first promo. Nicole has a horse, and as a gift to her husband she wants to... get naked on it!

Can I just say that this show's cold opens are funnier than The Office's? This week the two-minute mini-drama centers on a sad pair of "pregnancy suspenders." "I guess they're to hold up your pants?" Hannah mumbles. Oh, honey.

Are you in the mood for a lot of yelling and dick jokes? Well, if you can't find a Jersey Shore rerun, you've come to the right place. This week on Pregnant in Heels, propriety begins to crack like so much Wedgwood china.

Rosie's first client is Tanya, a workaholic, crazy-eyed mother of a toddler who wants Rosie to A) find her a sassy gay assistant to plan a huge pre-baby bash and B) make her look "camera-ready" right after she gives birth.