I don't live under a rock; I knew life would be different. But if one more person tells me "it gets better" I'm going to leave my baby on their doorstep.
WIth my due date two days away, I've been thinking back on my pregnancy, and feel there are a few things our little guy should know about this very special time in our lives.
My pregnant friends welcomed me to the club, a club that pops little purple pills, sleeps sitting up and whose members eschew nachos in favor of oatmeal. I do not want to be in this club.