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First of all, there is IRS or Irritable Romney Syndrome. IRS is the chronic inability to "pass honest and sincere emotion, especially for long, sustained periods of time." Typically, it is the result of severe cases of "unlikeability" brought on at a very early age.
Pundits have attacked Obama for losing track of his "presidential narrative,", but no one attacked Franklin Pierce for veering from his sodoku theme. The times have changed, haven't they?