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Quasniki 2012

I Will Not Suspend My Campaign For President, So Stop Asking

Marvin E. Quasniki | Posted 03.18.2012 | Comedy
Marvin E. Quasniki

Entering the race late gives me an advantage over my esteemed co-candidates and worthless enemies. My delayed candidacy means there's less time to be investigated by the lame-stream media. If Herman Cain had waited to jump into the race, who knows how far he could have gone.