Quotes

Buddha Doodle -- Hungry

Molly Hahn | Posted 05.11.2012

Molly Hahn

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WATCH: Fallon's Inspirational Quotes

Posted 05.01.2012

On Monday night's "Late Night," Jimmy Fallon brought back "Don't Quote Me" -- the segment where he takes real celebrity quotes and jazzes them up a li...

April Showers Brings May Flowers: Inspiring Quotes For The Month Of May

Posted 04.30.2012

Reminder: today is the last day of April. Are you ready to relish the month of May? For a little inspiration, we put together some of our favorite quo...

'Music Is The Language Of Heaven': Inspiring Quotes From Levon Helm

Posted 04.25.2012

Levon Helm's soulful melodies and passionate drumming touched millions of fans of The Band, but today we recognize his spirit and perseverance. Af...

JOKE: Waxing Wise With Woody Allen

Posted 04.18.2012

"A man goes to a psychiatrist and says, 'Doc, my brother's crazy, he thinks he's a chicken.' The doctor says, 'Why don't you turn him in?' The guy say...

Rick Santorum Was Six Shots of Jäger Away From Being President

Beth Armogida | Posted 04.13.2012

Beth Armogida

Santorum probably could have become the Republican nominee if he just admitted that he drank a lot. Americans would understand. "Oh, Ricky just gets that way when he's hitting the bottle. He doesn't really mean it. Let him sleep it off."

Thoughts for College Dropouts: Love

O'Brien Browne | Posted 04.10.2012

O'Brien Browne

This quiet corner of the vivid and boisterous blogosphere is devoted to the passion and power of words. The ideas here, molded into one or two lines, are designed to delight, intrigue, annoy, question and soothe.

Spring Renewal: Quotes To Inspire Your Inner Growth This Season

Posted 04.08.2012

German writer Johann Wolfgang von Goethe wrote, "We must always change, renew, rejuvenate ourselves; otherwise we harden.” Spring is the right ti...

Kids Off the Cuff

Bob Sellers | Posted 04.04.2012

Bob Sellers

My girls, Anza and Josie, have uttered things that make me laugh out loud, look at the world through different eyes or rush to cover their mouths before anyone else hears them.

Who Said It?: Rick Santorum Vs. Eminem

The Huffington Post | Becca Frucht, MTV News | Posted 04.01.2012

Don’t worry, kids -- Newt and Kanye haven’t cornered the market on cray quotes. And sure, Mitt may be stealin’ Eminem’s beats, but it’s Rick...

WATCH: Fallon Mocks Inspirational Facebook Statuses

Posted 03.22.2012

We all have that Facebook friend who clogs up the feed with loads of inspirational quotes about "just hanging in there" and the change of the seasons....

That Sh*t Cray! Who Said It: Newt Gingrich Or Kanye West?!

The Huffington Post/MTV News | Becca Frucht, MTV News | Posted 03.22.2012

Yo, we’ve had so much fun lately with the Rapper or Republican face-off that we just had to take it one step further. So we singled out two heavywei...

Old Friends

Roger Fransecky | Posted 05.13.2012

Roger Fransecky

The growth of the social web and the increasing linkages to what some call "Web 4.0" will make sifting and sorting our time and attention for "real" friends more and more challenging. But it's worth it.

Marlo's Quote Of The Day

Posted 05.16.2012

I have always believed that we can all learn from and be inspired by the wisdom and life experience of others. Just like a picture can paint a thousa...

Marlo's Favorite Quotes

Posted 03.27.2012

I have always believed that we can all learn from and be inspired by the wisdom and life experience of others. Just like a picture can paint a thousa...

The Frothiest, Most Excrement-Filled Rick Santorum Quotes

Robert Lanham | Posted 03.06.2012

Robert Lanham

I'm as happy as the next person to see the underused adjective, frothy, have a resurgence. Too bad it's due to Rick Santorum's strong showing in Tuesday's Iowa straw poll.

10 Quotes for 2012 and a Nugget of Wisdom

Elisha Goldstein, Ph.D. | Posted 03.06.2012

Elisha Goldstein, Ph.D.

May this new year be filled with a sense of the preciousness and value of your life and the lives of all people. Here are 10 quotes to ring in the new year, including a couple of my own.

14 Funny Christmas Quotes By Comedians

Posted 12.23.2011

Christmas is almost here, and those of you who celebrate are probably knee-deep in wrapping last minute gifts, stuffing turkeys and basting stockings ...

Art Garfunkel On The 60s, Elvis And Paul Simon

www.esquire.com | Posted 12.22.2011

Garfunkel and Paul Simon recorded just five albums before they split in 1970. Since then Garfunkel has released more than 130 solo songs and a book of...

7 Happiness Theories I Reject

Gretchen Rubin | Posted 02.13.2012

Gretchen Rubin

As audacious as it may seem to contradict venerable figures such as John Stuart Mill, Flaubert or Sartre, I disagree with some of their views about the nature of happiness.

Which Controversial Pundit Turned 50 Today?

www.snakkle.com | Posted 12.08.2011

Ann Coulter is turning the big 5-0, and Snakkle dug up some amazing pre-fame Ann pics to go along with a few of her crazier quotes over the years. So ...

100 Best Sports Quotes

Bleacher Report | Posted 12.26.2011

While sports are known for producing the most remarkable athletes, colorful characters, influential leaders and memorable heroes; its fans have only s...

Your Most Memorable Book Quotes

Annemarie Dooling | Posted 12.21.2011

Books stick with you. Everyone has that one favorite author or character that sits in their head, and appears at the most unlikely of occasions. B...

Famous Quotes With One Word Replaced By 'Duck'

Posted 09.06.2011

Ducks are taking over the Internet! OK, not exactly, but the folks on Twitter -- who aren't exactly quaks -- are sharing their favorite quotes, in ...

WATCH: 100 Greatest Movie Threats Of All Time

Posted 08.02.2011

YouTuber Harry Hanrahan is back at it with an awesome supercut tribute to film's greatest threats. You know, the lines you channel in the mirror when ...