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Baby Back Securities: Melt in your mouth, not on your balance sheet. These choice, succulent, tainted assets are smothered in Tim Geithner's own secret recipe sauce (just watch it trickle down!) then slow-grilled to perfection.
Obama should rebrand TARP as the Family Asset Investment Response -- or FAIR. The program will reinforce its fundamental American equity and justice.