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Keyes calls America "Kingdom of Darkness"

Off The Bus | Posted 05.25.2011 | Home
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His Holiness is campaigning in Texas, where he told an audience he believes America has moved from "the kingdom of God to the kingdom of darkness - of lies and deception."

Roadkill: OffTheBus's Ongoing RoundUp of the Awkward, the Ugly, and the Just Plain Weird

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Fred dropped out because of mother's illness, not failing campaign. Keyes claims country has gone Commie. Hunter bequeaths his three supporters to Huck.

Fred Thompson: No Rush To Implement Economic Stimulus Plan

Off The Bus | Posted 05.25.2011 | Home
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Is that gold in your pocket, Mr. Paul, or are you just happy to see me? Rudy says faulty radios on 9/11 must have been an act of God. Thompson: no rush to cure the economy.

Hillary Clinton Redefines 'Middle Class'

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Hillary: raising cap on Social Security taxes hurts middle class. Thompson turns his back on Michigan. Huck threatens voters with choke hold. Mitt's w...

Rudy Camp Taps FEMA Failure For Advisory Roll

Off The Bus | Posted 05.25.2011 | Home
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Rudy picks Brownie's old boss for his catastrophe committee. Fred says he's the poorest of them all. Hunter says Michigan should build tanks, not cars

Romney's Son: 'Mitt Romney' New Slang For A Slam Dunk

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Rudy tells Floridians to vote before election day. Dodd's is the campaign that keeps on taking. Hillary calls for a contest to name Bill after she moves into the White House

Fred Thompson: I'm Not "Eaten Up" With Political Ambition

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Would invisible candidate Court have a quick trigger finger? Thompson gathers troops, but is not overly ambitious or optimistic. Hunter says he'll go all out in Florida.

Duncan Hunter Pledges To Soldier On

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Paul's lighter than air revolution. Rudy asks for prayers, not votes. Fred promises not to jump on anyone. Hunter says he won't withdraw his dwindling...

Ron Paul: New Republic's Allegations Of Bigotry and Homophobia

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Fred says you can go from rags to riches, just like he did. Mitt discovers the power of change all over again. Hunter vows to prove the "knuckleheads" wrong!

Thompson's 'F-Troops' Plan SC Surge

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Thompson's Troops mount campaign surge. Rudy woos Spanish-speaking supporters. Meghan loves Chelsea's shoes.

Duncan Hunter Claims He Has The Famous Wyoming "Mo"

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Rudy to NH--no need to vote, send money. Hunter claims Wyoming finish makes him a contender. Fred exploits old truck. The following piece was produc...

Roadkill: Aloha IowaLaughs And Gaffes From The Iowa Caucus

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OffTheBus's Roadkill bids a fond adieu to the Iowa Caucus with a take on the contest's winners, losers, and weirdos.

Roadkill: OffTheBus's Ongoing RoundUp of the Awkward, the Ugly, and the Just Plain Weird

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Ron Paul's struggle not to be last. Edwards touts his accent. Dodd wins race for best grade school gimmick. Fred plays macho man in GOP debate.

Roadkill: OffTheBus's Ongoing RoundUp of the Awkward, the Ugly, and the Just Plain Weird

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Do presidential candidates fake it while campaigning? Huckabee recruits his army to fend off attackers. Edwards levitates America. McCain has feelings, too.

Tancredo: Courting Latino Voters Tantamount To Aiding And Abetting Crime

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Fred reveals he's a nuclear technology expert. Edwards channels Harry Truman. Tancredo accuses opponents of helping lawbreakers.

Hillary Says Obama's Kindergarten Essay Proof Of A Character Deficiency

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Will Kindergate bring down Obama's campaign? Rudy sings "there'll be pie in the sky by and by." Kucinich storms Congress for his Peace Department.

McCain Pays Tribute to Strom Thurmond in South Carolina Speech

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Gravel grovels for recognition. McCain pays tribute to Strom Thurmond in South Carolina speech. Fred has met the enemy, and it's the GOP!

Mike Huckabee, Manchurian Candidate?

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Huckabee maps fundraising with subliminal message. Duncan Hunter, Poster child for No Candidate Left Behind, needs spelling lesson. Hillary's plants spread their pollen.

Kindergate Update: Edwards Reveals Third Grade Desire To Be Superman Or Cowboy

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What do John McCain and Frankenstein have in common? Thompson promises he'll never, ever change. Edwards' third grade full disclosure.

Roadkill: OffTheBus's Ongoing RoundUp of the Awkward, the Ugly, and the Just Plain Weird

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Is Paul the tastiest of candidates? Richardson says he'll talk to people. Mitt integrates his women's coalition. Edwards disputes Hillary's face.

Roadkill: OffTheBus's Ongoing RoundUp of the Awkward, the Ugly, and the Just Plain Weird

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Paul pursues the pelican vote. Rudy's marketing plan for the State Department. Tonight's CNN/YouTube mystery questioner.

Roadkill: OffTheBus's Ongoing RoundUp of the Awkward, the Ugly, and the Just Plain Weird

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Roadkill brings you a few things to be thankful for.

Roadkill: OffTheBus's Ongoing RoundUp of the Awkward, the Ugly, and the Just Plain Weird

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Huck picks prosperous preacher. Kucinich sells voting machines. Rudy and Mitt don't play well together. Gun owners would have a friend in Fred.

Roadkill: OffTheBus's Ongoing RoundUp of the Awkward, the Ugly, and the Just Plain Weird

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Dodd's down, but is he out? Does Mitt need a Huckabee vaccine more than another TV ad? Mitt gives advice to media consumers.

Roadkill: OffTheBus's Ongoing RoundUp of the Awkward, the Ugly, and the Just Plain Weird

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Woman for Biden event in Des Moines? Fred touts twenty-somethings for Congress. Ron Paul in NH for opening of deer season.