Rod Blagojevich Impeached

School for Scandals: Version 2.1

Will Durst | Posted 03.02.2009 | Comedy


Will Durst

10. Hold a press conference to read a poem. Stay away from the arty crowd like Verlaine, Rimbaud or Sylvia Plath. Pick a heterosexual who didn't commit suicide. Someone classy, like Kipling.