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Jilly Gagnon: STD Rates Among Dungeons and Dragons Players Stay Steady at 0 Percent

2012-05-29T19:46:32Z

A recent study by the infectious disease division of the Massachusetts Institute of Technology's microbiology department has indicated that STD rates among the nation's Dungeons and Dragons, or D&D, players is holding steady at 0 percent.

Read more: Geeks, D&D, Rpgs, Humor, Revenge of the Nerds, Satire, Role Playing Games, Dungeons and Dragons, Comedy, Nerds, Comedy News

James Napoli: Dear Movie-Going Friends: 'It Wasn't as Bad as You Think' No Longer Qualifies as a Good Review

2012-05-29T18:01:55Z

Tell those close to you, proudly and unapologetically, that you were, in fact, monumentally underwhelmed by a lackluster cinematic offering, and that it was every bit as bad as you expected it to be. This will save them countless hours, perhaps even days, of needless pain.

Read more: Movie Reviews, Film, Entertainment, Satire, Movies, Summer Movies, Comedy, Summer Movies 2012, Summer Movie Reviews, Comedy News

Steven Clifford: Obama: Romney Put Profits Ahead of Losses

2012-05-28T17:54:41Z

Obama released Bain Private Placement Memoranda prepared for investors during Romney's tenure. Obama found the documents "mean-spirited." "They reveal that Romney employed the lure of profits to entice investors," Obama claimed.

Read more: Mitt Romney, Bain Capital, Barack Obama, Political Satire, Humor, Political Humor, Satire, Comedy News

Last Week In Crazy

2012-05-28T10:26:24Z

Did we ever consider that maybe we are the crazy ones for paying so much attention to these people in the news? No. No we did not. Hover over our choi...

Read more: Psychometer, Last Week in Crazy, Bill Clinton, Pauly Shore, Facebook, The Psychometer, Political Humor, Comedy News

WATCH: Bill Maher Fights Birthers With 'Wifers'

2012-05-26T12:04:53Z

Bill Maher continued to take aim at GOP presidential candidate Mitt Romney's Mormon background on this week's episode of "Real Time," going so far as ...

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Susie Sampson: Memorializin' the War on Women

2012-05-25T16:56:59Z

On this Memorial Day Weekend, I wanted to see what kind of sin those liberal Americans were up to. And I wanted to hear a little more about that pesky War on Women. Is that really a thing? Or does it just sound good to say?

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Jeff Danziger: Religious Freedom

2012-05-25T09:02:03Z

Read more: Catholic Church, Contraception, Islam, Cardinals, Political Cartoon, Imams, Humor, Satire, Obama Birth Control, Obama Catholics, Obama Notre Dame, Politics News

Matthew Filipowicz: Ronald Reagan Cloned to Be Mitt Romney's Vice President

2012-05-24T16:05:08Z

You probably heard that someone was auctioning off former president Ronald Reagan's blood. What you probably didn't hear was that a scientist has actually used some of that blood to clone Reagan to be Romney's vice presidential nominee.

Read more: Comedy, Parody Songs, Vice President, Satire, Ronald Reagan Blood Auction, Ronald Reagan, Mitt Romney, Sketch, Ronald Reagan Blood, Video, Comedy News

David Macaray: For Sale: Hitler's Mustache

2012-05-24T13:47:28Z

Given the notoriety of the Reagan blood vial, several other historical bodily souvenirs have already been placed on the market.

Mark Steinberg: Shocker: Lieberman, McCain and Rangel Pushing Worthless Goods

2012-05-24T12:29:57Z

A study released today by the Center for Disease Control reports that use of the phrases "That's a good question" and "good question" has reached epidemic proportions.

Jason Good: Self-Help From a 2-Year-Old

2012-05-24T14:48:05Z

De-clutter! Start by throwing all your dishes in the garbage. After that I suggest toothbrushes and important paper work.

Read more: Toddlers, Parenting, Humor, Kids, Satire, Comedy, Self-Help, Funny Kids, Parents-Dads, Jason Good, 2-Year-Olds, Parent Humor, Terrible Twos, Parents-Toddlers, Parents News

Gavin Shulman: Hey Facebook, Zuck You!

2012-05-24T10:50:00Z

Sure, there might be cooler places on the Internet, but who feels like making the schlep? As much as we might despise it, we can't help but sign into it.

Read more: Facebook Privacy, Facebook Stock Price, Facebook Ipo Lawsuit, Facebook IPO 2012, Facebook Lawsuit, Humor, Facebook Stock, Political Humor, Comedy News

Barton Kunstler, Ph.D.: To Resolve Homosexual Marriage Conflict, Ban Marriage Between Homo Sapiens

2012-05-23T11:33:04Z

I propose we ban marriage among Homo sapiens -- all members of the human species. This resolves the issue of homosexual marriage once and for all.

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WATCH: Romney's First Day In Office

2012-05-23T08:13:13Z

Mitt Romney debuted his first general election campaign ad last week. It's called "Day One," and it's a tiny portrait of what Romney's first day in of...

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MP Nunan: Mitt Romney and the Blood of Reagan

2012-05-22T20:00:28Z

"An auction? Can you imagine how dangerous this would be if it fell into Gingrich's hands ahead of the convention? Bachmann's?" Romney yells. "That blood can seal the presidency!"

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Richard Z. Santos: Review: Billy Lynn's Long Halftime Walk

2012-05-22T16:21:21Z

A day at Texas Stadium is more than enough time for 19-year-old, Silver Star-winning Billy Lynn to see all that's wonderful and troubling about America.

Read more: Literature, Texas, Iraq War, Satire, Ben Fountain, George W. Bush, Book Reviews, Novels, Dallas Cowboys, Books News

WATCH: Letterman Imagines Romney's Second Day In Office

2012-05-22T14:10:40Z

David Letterman wasn't about to let Mitt Romney's first general election campaign ad enter the political sphere without a parody version to go along w...

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Pablo Andreu: Americans Okay With Alien Invasion After Watching "The Avengers"

2012-05-22T12:27:10Z

More than half of Americans said that they would be afraid of a race of extraterrestrials invading Planet Earth, according to a recent CNN poll.

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QUIZ: Super PAC or Cannes Film?

2012-05-21T14:26:58Z

Thanks in no small part to Stephen Colbert, the nation seems to have Super PAC fever.

Each day we see new PACs being created with increasingly unu...

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Norman Lear: Business Fights Back -- "No More Mr. Nice Guy!"

2012-05-22T08:59:42Z

The charges against flame retardant manufacturers have to be hogwash! Just another cheap shot against Big Business. How can so many people, and Americans no less, knowingly turn out a product capable of doing such dastardly harm? Impossible!

Read more: Toxic Chemicals, Flame Retardants, Cancer, Chemicals, Flame Retardants Birth Weight, Toxic Flame Retardants, Comedy and Satire, Satire, Humor and Satire, Business News

WATCH: Best Of Jon Stewart's GOP Primary Coverage

2012-05-20T12:56:11Z

The Republican party finally has a clear candidate for President in former Massachusetts Governor Mitt Romney, but not that long ago it seemed the pri...

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Andrew Tobias: Doonesbury on Job Creation

2012-05-19T18:55:25Z

As noted in Friday's wonderful Doonesbury, job creators are very sensitive people. Circumstances have to be just right for them to unleash their magic powers.

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Will Durst: And Lukewarm Was His Name-O

2012-05-18T19:07:17Z

You don't need a psychoanalyst to detect the latent theme running through the endorsements currently showering Mitt Romney like broken rain gutters pouring down on a concrete toadstool. And that premise is ennui.

Read more: Rick Santorum, Gordon Gekko, Mitt Romney, John McCain, Seamus the Dog, George W. Bush, Michael Douglas, Redroom, Political Comedy, Satire, Political Satire, Comedy News

Murray Hill Inc.: Americans Elect's Failure Is Our Victory

2012-05-18T09:33:50Z

Isn't it clear by now that flesh and blood humans have made a complete mess of things? We trust corporations with what we eat, watch, drive, and do online -- so why not complete the circle and give corporations our vote?

Read more: Political Parties, Murray Hill for Congress, 2008 Presidential Race, Americans Elect, Citizens United, John Roberts, U.S. Supreme Court, Campaign Finance, Satire, Political Satire, Politics News

Mark Steinberg: Amazon Goes Nuclear on Publishing Industry

2012-05-17T14:55:01Z

In a deal described by one industry expert as "unprecedented," and by another as "the stupidest goddamn thing I've ever heard of," Amazon has signed a deal with Mark Steinberg, a niche blogger with a double-digit following.

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