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Shit My Dad Says

The Funniest Things Dads Say, In Honor Of Father's Day

Posted 06.14.2013 | Women

Dads say the darndest things. Though they might not be up to the level of Sh*t My Dad Says (a ridiculously funny Twitter-account-turned-book), all ...

My 75-Year-Old Dad Reviews "Shaun of the Dead"

Leslie Goshko | Posted 05.13.2013 | Comedy
Leslie Goshko

They say kids say the darndest things. But my belief is that it's 75-year-old parents who have just discovered a new movie who really blurt out classic nuggets of truth (hell, just look at Shit My Dad Says).

Look At Rick Santorum's Inbox

Posted 02.21.2012 | Comedy

Filed under "words we never thought we'd type": Rick Santorum looks to be the Republican frontrunner for president right now. Since America has caught...

My Upcoming TV Series in the Spring Line Up

Morgan Evans | Posted 01.28.2012 | Comedy
Morgan Evans

As you'll recall from last season, I had a record nine pilots picked up for production. Now, six months later, I'm totally broke and without any television shows whatsoever. I'm not sure what happened.

'Sh*t My Dad Says' Canceled: How'd The Dad React?

Posted 07.17.2011 | Entertainment

One would think that, if a network television show based on someone's life was just cancelled, that someone might be very upset. Of course, when that ...

Science Proves '30 Rock' Funnier Than 'S#*! My Dad Says' (INFOGRAPHIC)

Posted 05.25.2011 | Comedy

After being dumbfounded that CBS' "S#*! My Dad Says" has been beating NBC's "30 Rock" in the ratings week after week (despite most critics preferring...

Justin Halpern Talks $#*! My Dad Says, Life at Home and Farting on Celebrities (VIDEOS)

Samantha Zalaznick | Posted 05.25.2011 | Entertainment
Samantha Zalaznick

A true example of the present-day American Dream in our world of social media, Justin Halpern went from tweeter, to book writer, to co-creator, co-executive producer and writer for his very own TV show in less than a year.

''$#*! My Dad Says' Gets Auto Tuned: The Shatner/Hotcake Remix (VIDEO)

Posted 05.25.2011 | Comedy

Fans of the "S#*! My Dad Says" Twitter account have been enjoying their favorite old man ramblings on television ever since it was turned into a show...

Parents Group To Advertisers: Boycott William Shatner Show

AP | DAVID BAUDER | Posted 05.25.2011 | Media

NEW YORK — William Shatner, of all people, stands at the center of television's latest moral battleground. He's the cantankerous lead character...

Blog To Book To TV

GalleyCat | Jason Boog | Posted 05.25.2011 | Books

Following 'S*** My Dad Says' epic blog-to-book-to-TV-show journey, ABC and Sony Pictures TV will develop a project for a half-hour show based on Awkwa...

Insanity over obscenity

Marshall Fine | Posted 05.25.2011 | Entertainment
Marshall Fine

You could get whiplash understanding the way we deal with, shall we say, the coarseness of public discourse. On the one hand, you've got an exception...

The Chronic Rift -- In Review: Never Let Me Go

Dan Persons | Posted 05.25.2011 | Entertainment
Dan Persons

Following up my recent appearance on The Chronic Rift's Fall Movie Preview show(s -- it was actually broken into two episodes), I make my debut as the...

Stieg Larsson, 'Sh*t My Dad Says'

AP | The Associated Press | Posted 05.25.2011 | Books

HARDCOVER FICTION 1. "The Girl Who Kicked the Hornet's Nest" by Stieg Larsson (Knopf)...

Twitter To TV: 'Shit My Dad Says' User Gets CBS Comedy Deal (PHOTOS, NSFW)

Posted 05.25.2011 | Media

A Twitter user who runs the account "ShitMyDadSays" has just landed a deal to take his Tweets to TV. CBS has decided to create a comedy project bas...

CBS' 'Shit My Dad Says' Angers Parents Group

AP | DAVID BAUDER | Posted 05.25.2011 | Media

NEW YORK — A parents group is threatening CBS affiliates with challenges to their broadcast licenses if they air the network's new comedy with a...

This Week's Hottest Reads

AP | The Associated Press | Posted 05.25.2011 | Books

HARDCOVER FICTION 1. "The Search" by Nora Roberts (Putnam)...

This Week's Hottest Reads

AP | The Associated Press | Posted 05.25.2011 | Books

HARDCOVER FICTION 1. "Private" by James Patterson and Maxine Paetro (Little, Brown)...

Bestsellers: Publishers Weekly

AP | The Associated Press | Posted 05.25.2011 | Books

HARDCOVER FICTION 1. "Sizzling Sixteen" by Janet Evanovich (St. Martin’s)...

Bestsellers: Publishers Weekly

AP | The Associated Press | Posted 05.25.2011 | Books

HARDCOVER FICTION 1. "The Overton Window" by Glenn Beck (Threshold Editions)...

Shit My Dad Smokes

Christopher Ryan | Posted 05.25.2011 | Media
Christopher Ryan

Is it just me, or is this overwrought indignation about "bad words" a close parallel to the nation's war on marijuana -- albeit without the non-violent victims doing time in prison?

CBS Releases Preview Of '(Bleep) My Dad Says' (VIDEO)

Posted 05.25.2011 | Comedy

"Shit My Dad Says" is ready to make the leap from Twitter to TV. CBS released a preview of the much-hyped, much-Shatnered sitcom last week, and the ju...

CBS's Fall 2010 NEW SHOWS (PHOTOS)

Huffington Post | Danny Shea | Posted 05.25.2011 | Media

CBS, the number one network on television, has canceled seven shows to make room for new fall programs. Off the schedule are "The New Adventures of O...

William Shatner Reads @ShitMyDadSays Tweets (VIDEO)

Posted 05.25.2011 | Comedy

When we heard William Shatner was going to star in the television version of @ShitMyDadSays we were pretty excited. When he made an awesome video call...