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If you follow these rules you'll be sick to your stomach, dirty, ungroomed, sloppily dressed, constipated, hungry, thirsty and horny. But you'll have made up the lost Daylight Savings Time hour!
The only real question that remains, is the ShamWow! capable of removing DNA evidence? Because if it is, we may never truly know what went on that fateful night.