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The Best Someecards Of The Week

The Huffington Post | Christine Dalton | Posted 04.04.2014 | Comedy

Well, this week certainly had its ups and downs. On the upside, Spring FINALLY decided to pay us a visit. On the downside, Monday's April Fools' Day w...

The Best Someecards Of The Week

The Huffington Post | Christine Dalton | Posted 03.21.2014 | Comedy

Well, this week was a real stinker. Spring came, but cold weather remained, the media continued to be a Flight MH370 sh*tshow, and everyone's March Ma...

17 St. Patrick's Day Someecards That Will Help You Get Lucky

The Huffington Post | Christine Dalton | Posted 03.14.2014 | Comedy

A Pot o' gold, a pint of Guinness, a hilarious Someecard? What else would you ever want on St. Patrick's Day?! We rounded up the funniest St. Patty...

The Best Someecards Of The Week

The Huffington Post | Christine Dalton | Posted 03.07.2014 | Comedy

This week had EVERYTHING: a Twitter-breaking Oscars selfie, the end of Mardi Gras, the beginning of Lent, and of course, innumerable "True Detective" ...

Everything You Want To Say To Newly Engaged Friends But Can't

Posted 03.11.2014 | Weddings

Don't get us wrong, when our friends get engaged, we're super happy for them. But sometimes, certain couples go overboard with the whole engagemen...

Here's How Rust Cohle From 'True Detective' Would Hit On You

Posted 03.11.2014 | Divorce

We (and the rest of the world) are completely obsessed with "True Detective" right now, due in no small part to Matthew McConaughey's existential ramb...

The Best Someecards Of The Week

The Huffington Post | Christine Dalton | Posted 02.28.2014 | Comedy

Damn, doesn't it seem like February just began? But no, we've had 28 days of non-stop freezing cold weather, outrageous, morally repugnant anti-gay le...

The Best Someecards Of The Week

The Huffington Post | Christine Dalton | Posted 02.21.2014 | Comedy

Let's be real. We have no idea what happened this week. We were much too busy binge-watching House of Cards. All that really matters is that it's F...

17 Brutally Honest Valentines

The Huffington Post | Christine Dalton | Posted 02.12.2014 | Comedy

Let's face it. Valentine's Day sucks. Single? You spend it wallowing in self-pity. Taken? You spend it disappointed that your significant other only g...

The Best Someecards Of The Week

The Huffington Post | Christine Dalton | Posted 02.01.2014 | Comedy

Well, January, you really decided to go out with a bang, didn't you? You turned the South into an apocalyptic wasteland, continued to shove Bieber new...

The Funniest Someecards Of The Week

The Huffington Post | Christine Dalton | Posted 01.23.2014 | Comedy

This was a rough week. Between freezing our asses off in the polar vortex and listening to 35,234 hours of blabber about 'Bridgegate', we barely made ...

17 New Year's Eve Someecards That Will Start Your 2014 With A Laugh

The Huffington Post | Christine Dalton | Posted 12.30.2013 | Comedy

Fact: New Year's Eve is probably the most overrated night of the year. Make it better for a friend you plan to keep around in 2014 by sending a witty ...

What Your Hairstylist Is Really Thinking When You're In The Chair

The Huffington Post | Dana Oliver | Posted 12.06.2013 | Style

The relationship between a hairstylist and client is a truly special one. You place a lot of trust in the hands of the people who cut, color and curl ...

10 E-Cards That Will Do The Breaking Up For You

Posted 11.23.2013 | Divorce

A few weeks before the holiday season, many couples start calling it quits for fear of being stuck in a bad relationship through Valentine's Day -- it...

17 Funny Thanksgiving Cards To Send This Year

The Huffington Post | Christine Dalton | Posted 11.22.2013 | Comedy

Thanksgiving comes but once a year, but snarky e-cards are forever. ...

9 Of The Funniest Ecards You'll Ever Read

Posted 10.30.2013 | Fifty

People have mixed feelings about turning 50. Some handle it better than others. A great greeting card can lighten the mood and make light of the oft-d...

The Best Someecards Of The Week

Posted 10.18.2013 | Comedy

What a week! Between Columbus Day, Boss's Day and the Government shutdown ending, we barely even had time to stress out about how we still don't have ...

The Best Someecards Of The Week

Posted 10.11.2013 | Comedy

Between the government shutdown and the pressure of finding the perfect Halloween costume, this week has been a doozy. But hey! It's Friday, the we...

The Funniest Someecards Of The Week

Posted 10.04.2013 | Comedy

Happy October! Well, not so much. This week we lost both "Breaking Bad" and the government. We're still trying to decide which one hurts us more. B...

The Funniest Someecards Of The Week

Posted 09.27.2013 | Comedy

If the slow approach of winter, the imprending finale of "Breaking Bad" or just the unpredictable nature of Gmail have you down this week, we've got j...

The Best Someecards Of The Week

Posted 09.20.2013 | Comedy

It's been a rough week. Sometimes It's too cold, sometimes it's not cold enough, and more often than not, you don't know what to do with all your swea...

Best Someecards Of The Week

Posted 09.13.2013 | Comedy

Well, that was a rough week. But don't fret! There's always an abundance of funny e-cards to send to that co-worker, frenemy or special someone to let...

The Best CrossFit Someecards

Posted 09.11.2013 | Healthy Living

For a workout that certainly isn't joking around, it's refreshing to discover -- thanks to the brilliance of Someecards -- that CrossFit doesn't alway...

13 Labor Day Jokes

Posted 08.30.2013 | Comedy

Labor Day is the perfect time to reflect on the end of summer, the American labor system and how sweet it is to get a Monday off (if you have the luxu...

Best Someecards Of The Week

Posted 08.09.2013 | Comedy

It you're already experiencing a touch of the "end-of-summer blues," just remember that there are plenty of snarky e-cards out there to express any an...