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Steven Schlozman

Happily H-mping Hamsters and Explaining This To Your Child

Steven Schlozman, M.D. | Posted 08.05.2014 | Parents
Steven Schlozman, M.D.

As you might guess by his name, Mr. Speckles is a male hamster. If you are wondering how I know that Mr. Speckles is a male hamster, then you have obviously never seen a male hamster. It's pretty obvious and therefore intimidating to the rest of us with Y-chromosomes.

If You're a Teen, Divergent Isn't Divergent At All

Steven Schlozman, M.D. | Posted 05.27.2014 | Entertainment
Steven Schlozman, M.D.

There is a hidden grain of resiliency buried near the surface of the dour and cloudy plots that these movies bring us. Remember that the best fiction, and especially the best fantasy fiction, often show us how NOT to behave.

Dr. Seuss Goes to Capitol Hill

Steven Schlozman, M.D. | Posted 12.04.2013 | Politics
Steven Schlozman, M.D.

John (the Speaker), whoes last name is Boehner Once thought (poor chap) that it couldn't be plainer A bill is a bill Until it's a law But then some ...

Tom Bombadil Tries to Stop Todd: A Breaking Bad Conundrum

Steven Schlozman, M.D. | Posted 11.25.2013 | TV
Steven Schlozman, M.D.

Todd is a Stepford Psychopath. He's ironically and brilliantly the exact same character as he was on Friday Night Lights. Todd is Landry without a conscience.

Zombies on My Calculator -- Back to School Zombie Tips

Steven Schlozman, M.D. | Posted 11.03.2013 | Entertainment
Steven Schlozman, M.D.

World War Z is still cleaning up at the box office and there are zombie cookbooks and zombie walks and zombie dentists and pretty much anything else you can think of with the term zombie in front of it.