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You're Probably Wondering About My Nose

Roz Warren | Posted 03.24.2014 | Fifty
Roz Warren

There are two kinds of people in this world. There are the folks who, upon seeing you, blurt, "What happened to your nose?" And there are those who, upon seeing you, WANT to blurt, "What happened to your nose?" but are far too polite. Or repressed.

SPF Math for Dummies

Laura Zigman | Posted 09.10.2012 | Comedy
Laura Zigman

Everyone has their own special mathematical formula for putting on sun block. What's yours? ...

BP To Expand Consumer Products Line In U.S.

Peter G. Miller | Posted 05.25.2011 | Comedy
Peter G. Miller

BP has announced that it will expand its consumer products division during the next few months, bringing an array of new brands to local stores. Acco...

SPF 100 Is a Nefarious Lie (and Other Happy Truths)

Mark Morford | Posted 11.17.2011 | Healthy Living
Mark Morford

It's just one of those things, one of those everyday, widespread consumer-oriented lies that have anchored themselves in the culture.