Make the Super Bowl interesting by making little wagers on the games. Instead of putting names in the pool, put sex acts. So, whoever wins, really wins.
Wings are the perfect sports-event munchies, since they can be securely retained in one hand while the other is being madly waved about in the air, accompanied by shouts of "Go Steelers!"
It's that time of year again. It's time to drop everything in order to watch giant men beat the crap out of each other over a funny-shaped ball -- one that shouldn't, technically speaking, even be called a ball.