My daughter is 22 months old, nearly two, and she still gets her milk bottle -- just like Suri Cruise, the oft-photographed daughter of Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes. Does that make me a bad mother? According to the celebrity weeklies, yes.
A movie I've defended since its release, I'm pleased that within Kubrick's newest box set, the unrated version of Eyes is now easily available.
Not only are we expected to judge a celebrity's toddler's style, but we are asked to apply the superlative "better" to a person who probably doesn't even know what a "style" is.
Let me just get this out of the way: people poop when they run. So why the big fuss about some poor soul with splattered shorts? Must it be discussed on every fitness website?
Consider it the "where were you when JFK was shot" of a new generation. I know I can tell you exactly where I was when I found out Heath Ledger died. ...
Maybe it's Christians' and Jews' grounding in the Old and New Testament that enables us to easily size up the preposterous nature of the customs that guys like Cruise and Romney follow.
I was recently asked to comment on Katie Holmes' new "ultra-thin" look and the regiment of Olympian exercise and micro-dieting she is using to achieve it.
I'm not at liberty to reveal where I obtained this list of officially-sanctioned Church of Scientology slang. I offer it here in the hope that readers may obtain some small measure of clarity.
No, we need not fear Bob Avakian or L. Ron Hubbard. I find their followers entertaining, and occasionally insightful. It's groups like these that keep America interesting.
The Scientologists may have pulled the YouTube video, but our beloved Defamer has posted it here for our viewing terror. I used to think I was sick ...
We've landed on the moon, invented new and intelligent forms of transportation, and use this new-fangled contraption known as The Internet. So please forgive me if I'm a little skeptical of the Thetan in me.
Where's the rule that says movies have to embody some cool cinema aesthetic just to earn the right to be on the screen?
What Obama needs to do in his upcoming debates with McCain is exactly what Cruise did to Nicholson in A Few Good Men: keep needling the uptight stuffed shirt until, Kaboom!, he blows his top.
Pellicano's trial defense strategy is to slowly torture the prosecution to death with his prolonged cross of even the most insignificant witnesses.
One of the great pleasures of DVD is being able to watch movies (or just scenes) again and again. You don't have to wait for a revival of plunge into ...
Tom Cruise seems to be the hardest working man in show biz. In Lions for Lambs, he has found the perfect role.
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