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Survivor 22

Survivor 22: Rerun Island: Rice Wars, Episode 10: A New Dope

Tallulah Morehead | Posted 06.21.2011 | Entertainment
Tallulah Morehead

Back at Camp Winnie-the-Pooh (Rob named the camp after one of his wife's stuffed animals. We're lucky it's not Camp Buzzing Wand of Joy.

Survivor 22: Rerun Island: The Robfather and Chief Featherbrain.

Tallulah Morehead | Posted 06.14.2011 | Entertainment
Tallulah Morehead

In his "Previously on Survivor" opening spiel, Jeff Probst said of Matt, aka, Dr. Jesus: "Matt's time on Redemption Island finally came to an end," when he should have said: "Dr. Jesus's time on Zombie Island finally came to a momentary pause."

Survivor 22: Rerun Island: There's a Fly on Mike's Ball

Tallulah Morehead | Posted 06.07.2011 | Entertainment
Tallulah Morehead

As episode 8 of Survivior: Zombie Island commenced, it occurred to me that Sarita doesn't seem to fully understand the game of Survivor, or Tic Tac Toe for that matter.

Survivor 22: Rerun Island: Softly, Softly, Catchee Monkey.

Tallulah Morehead | Posted 05.31.2011 | Entertainment
Tallulah Morehead

Arriving back at camp from Tribal Council, Steve was trying to heal wounds but David was having none of it. You don't kiss and make up with the DA after you've gotten some triple-murderer released back into your neighborhood.

Survivor 22: Rerun Island: Small Minds and Giant Jesus.

Tallulah Morehead | Posted 05.25.2011 | Entertainment
Tallulah Morehead

When episode 6 got underway, we had arriving on Zombie Island (Which isn't an island. Liars!), blond (in both the hair and the blond-jokes sense) Klumpp, snuggling up with equally blond (also in both senses) Matt, aka Dr. Jesus, the Christian med student.

Survivor 22: Rerun Island: Helter Skelter.

Tallulah Morehead | Posted 05.25.2011 | Entertainment
Tallulah Morehead

On Survivor, the Ete Poem Tribe is the home of Phillip, aka Special Agent Dumb Ass. Agent Dumb Ass could lose an argument with his hair, and he's bald. Oh, and he's a "Former Federal Agent," as he'd be the first to tell you,

Survivor 22: Rerun Island: Russell Blows It, Mansweater Sucks It, and Big Mouth Stamps It.

Tallulah Morehead | Posted 05.25.2011 | Entertainment
Tallulah Morehead

We opened this week with a terrifying nightmare vision: Russell had cloned thousands of exact replicas of himself, and they were waking up, and flying off to attack!

Survivor 22: Rerun Island: A Consummation Devoutly to be Wished.

Tallulah Morehead | Posted 05.25.2011 | Entertainment
Tallulah Morehead

Survivor opened this week watching Matt, aka Dr. Jesus, arriving on Zombie Island, a newly-made member of The Squawking Dead, like all Christians, seeking Redemption and Resurrection, whereas what he needs is what all zombies seek: brains.

Survivor 22: Rerun Island: A Phillip's Head Screwy Driver

Tallulah Morehead | Posted 05.25.2011 | Entertainment
Tallulah Morehead

So we got our first look at Zombie Island. Oh, they call it "Redemption Island," but every time I've ever heard someone offering "redemption," it always turns out to be a religious con-man-or-woman.

Survivor 22: Rerun Island: Our Man Big Mouth

Tallulah Morehead | Posted 05.25.2011 | Entertainment
Tallulah Morehead

In his online bio, David says: "9 times out of 10, when I walk into a room, I'm the most-intelligent person there." Perhaps, but obviously, when he's outdoors, he's the idiot wearing a black business suit into the rain forest.