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Survivor Samoa

Kudos to Sandra for Taking Down "The Biggest Villain" on Survivor

Joan E. Dowlin | Posted 05.25.2011 | Entertainment
Joan E. Dowlin

My girl, Pavarti Shallow, didn't win "Survivor: Heroes vs. Villains" last night, but I'm glad at least that Russell Hantz didn't get a single vote an...

Natalie's Survivor Win Renews My Faith in Human Nature

Joan E. Dowlin | Posted 05.25.2011 | Entertainment
Joan E. Dowlin

Natalie White may be the most unexpected winner of Survivor since the series began ten years ago.

Survivor: Samoa: Lord of the Gnats

Tallulah Morehead | Posted 05.25.2011 | Entertainment
Tallulah Morehead

We are right at the midway point of Survivor: Samoa. Our early villains, Evil Russell, and idiot Shambles, have grown into heroic crusaders against a true villain, Evil Laura.

Survivor: Samoa: Shambling Towards Bethlehem.

Tallulah Morehead | Posted 05.25.2011 | Entertainment
Tallulah Morehead

Even more stomach-churning than watching Brett Two-Spears running his fingers through the Shambling One's abundant head fur, was watching Brett hit on Natalie by quoting the Bible at her at length.

Survivor: Samoa: Stormy Weather

Tallulah Morehead | Posted 05.25.2011 | Entertainment
Tallulah Morehead

Shambo on her disappointment: "I feel like I got hit by a train today." So that explains her hair! If you think she looks bad, you should see what's left of that train!

Survivor: Samoa Finale: A Confederacy of Douches.

Tallulah Morehead | Posted 05.25.2011 | Entertainment
Tallulah Morehead

You don't go on Survivor to test yourself against better players. You go on to win a million dollars! The point isn't playing against people who can beat you. The point is to obtain a big wad of cash!

Survivor: Samoa: Macrame.

Tallulah Morehead | Posted 05.25.2011 | Entertainment
Tallulah Morehead

As night fell on the remains of Tribe Zsa Zsa, realizing the merge was coming soon, Russell dipped into the Survivor cliche glossary for "When we get over there, dude, game on, the game starts."

Survivor: Samoa: The Silence of the Chickens

Tallulah Morehead | Posted 05.25.2011 | Entertainment
Tallulah Morehead

In the last Survivor episode, Shambles' plot to depose the Viper Queen had triumphed, thanks to a flip-vote by John, who avoided a random draw that might send any of them home. This week began Shambles' gleeful return to camp.

Survivor: Samoa: The Chicken Whisperer

Tallulah Morehead | Posted 05.25.2011 | Entertainment
Tallulah Morehead

It was "Bocce Ball Horseshoes," with each player in turn tossing balls towards a pole. Despite sounding dull, it became a nail-biter, that came down to Danger Dave's last ball deciding the contest.

Survivor Finalist Russell Really Is an Ass: Whereas 4th Place Brett Showed Class Will Tell

Michael Russnow | Posted 05.25.2011 | Entertainment
Michael Russnow

The point here is to cast light on the devil incarnate of the most recent Survivor, which concluded Sunday night on CBS. Machiavellian is too tame to describe the overconfident and somewhat deluded Russell Hantz.

Survivor: Samoa: No Fruit Cup.

Tallulah Morehead | Posted 05.25.2011 | Entertainment
Tallulah Morehead

My future ex-husband Jaison was shivering, which means he was hot and cold at the same time. And with their amazing losing streak, Tribe Zsa Zsa is losing members faster than the Republican Party.

Survivor: Samoa: A-Feudin' and A-Fussin'

Tallulah Morehead | Posted 05.25.2011 | Entertainment
Tallulah Morehead

Russell: "Nobody here is playing the game." No, Russ, nobody is playing your crazy version of the game. That's like Norman Bates at a motel owner's association meeting, complaining no one else is murdering guests.

American Samoa Governor: "I Don't Think Anybody Is Going To Be Spared In This Disaster"

AP | ROD McGUIRK and AUDREY McAVOY | Posted 05.25.2011 | World

APIA, Samoa — Police searched a ghastly landscape of mud-swept streets, pulverized homes and bodies scattered in a swamp Wednesday as dazed surv...

'Survivor' Samoanot harmed by Pacific quake, tsunami

AP | Posted 05.25.2011 | Entertainment

LOS ANGELES — "Survivor" is safe in Samoa. A spokeswoman for the CBS reality show says no crew members were harmed by the powerful earthquake t...

Survivor: Samoa: Law & Order: Samoan Psycho Unit.

Tallulah Morehead | Posted 05.25.2011 | Entertainment
Tallulah Morehead

When we rejoined our merry band of castaways, Russell's stubbly chest hair was already growing back across his pecs. He's actually kind of sexy, in a depraved backwoods psycho-perv way.

Survivor Samoa: Samoa, Samerrier.

Tallulah Morehead | Posted 05.25.2011 | Entertainment
Tallulah Morehead

Excess seems to be the keynote, as they have given us 20 contestants this time out, most of them named "Russell." I don't ever remember watching the show and thinking, "They need more castaways."

Big Brother 11: Hairy Potter & the Order of the Doofus.

Tallulah Morehead | Posted 05.25.2011 | Entertainment
Tallulah Morehead

This week on Big Brother 11: the saga of Jeff/Sarumoron's fall.