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Obama Asks Michigan State Spartan Coach to Step Down

The Sportsman's Daily | Posted 05.08.2009 | Comedy

Read More: Ncaa, Tar Heels, Michigan State Spartans, University of North Carolina, Final Four, Tom Izzo, Michigan State University, Sports, Detroit-Michigan, Comedy News
The Sportsman's Daily

Tom Izzo to announce his resignation early Wednesday, as the administration gives team failing grades for their feeble fourth quarter turnaround efforts.

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Vitale: Count On Tar Heels To Cut Down The Nets

USA Today | Posted 04.16.2009 | Home

Read More: March Madness, Selection Sunday March Madness, Bracketology, Uconn Basketball, Pitt, 2009 NCAA Tournament Ballot, 2009 Ncaa Tournament, Tar Heels, Unc, Uconn, Selection Sunday, NCAA March Madness, Dick Vitale, NCAA Brackets, Home News

Hey, do you think there's some big time screaming going on in State College, Pa.? This is my 30th year at ESPN, and trust me, every year the scene pl...

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March Madness: Smart Money Says Cornell

Dennis Danziger | Posted 04.12.2009 | Comedy

Read More: Alma Mater, Oklahoma University, Brad Daugherty, 2009 NCAA Basketball Tournament, Judge Ruth Bader Ginsburg, Syracuse University, University of North Carolina-Chapel Hill, Paypal, Keith Olbermann, Strunk and White, University of Nevada-Las Vegas, Sat Scores, Tar Heels, Adolph Coors, North Dakota State University, Jimmy Smits, Red Shirt, Bill Maher, Lsu, The Runnin' Rebels, Cornell University, Princeton Review's Best 361 Colleges, Ivy League, University of Memphis, James Worthy, March Madness, Michael Jordan, Vince Carter, Espn, Wake Forest, The Eyes of Texas, Nobel Laureates, Demon Deacons, Ty Lawson, Randy Newman, University Admission Standards, Orangemen, Disney, University-of-Texas-Austin, Sports, Comedy News
Dennis Danziger

This year I've adopted a new system. I'm betting on the colleges with the highest SAT scores and the strictest admission's policies.

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