Texas Chainsaw Massacre

Another Texas Chain Saw Massacre?

Craig Crawford | Posted 10.26.2011

Craig Crawford

As if the stupid movie sequels weren't enough, we get reruns in our politics too? Just when we had almost forgotten how God-forsaken, immoral and bli...

Cracked.com: 'You Might Be A Zombie,' And 7 Other Pieces Of Bad News (PHOTOS)

Jack O'Brien | Posted 05.25.2011

Jack O'Brien

You've been the victim of a conspiracy to make the world seem more boring than it actually is. The historians and scientists that wrote your text books removed all the graphic violence, kinky sex and terrifying monsters.

Woe-Is-A-Me-Bop: RIP Captain Beefheart

Holly Cara Price | Posted 05.25.2011

Holly Cara Price

Yesterday late afternoon it was announced that Don Van Vliet, AKA Captain Beefheart, had shuffled off this mortal coil at the age of 69. He would in f...

Halloween Double Features (VIDEO)

Ben Tripp | Posted 05.25.2011

Ben Tripp

Come with me, kiddies, down to my dungeon of cinematic despair. There's something here for every palate.

The Diary Of A Preteen Hitchhiker

Kim Morgan | Posted 05.25.2011

Kim Morgan

I hitchhiked. Once. I was in the seventh grade -- far too young to be exposing myself to the perilous adventures of road-and-thumb.  And yet, y...

Horror Chick: Why Do We Like Scary Movies?

Rachel Sklar | Posted 05.25.2011

Rachel Sklar

Melissa Lafsky is a friend of mine, but she's always seemed strange to me for one reason: She loves horror movies. Loves them. Thrillers, slashers, cr...