The theme of this week's episode of "The Bachelorette," part one of the finale (or "fin-ahh-le," as Chris Harrison calls it), was tears. So many tears. Guys, was Chris actually telling the truth this time when he called the end of this season "shocking" and "dramatic"?
But it was the final 45 minutes of the show that culminated into what is probably the most drawn out on-camera break up in the history of the world. Instead of an exotic date, her drags Des over to a bench and proceeds to gently tell her that he's just not that into her.