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The Bachelorette Recap

Top 10 Love Lessons From The Bachelorette (Andi's Fantasy Suites)

Em & Lo | Posted 07.15.2014 | Women
Em & Lo

3. When someone tells you they love you and admits to being terrified at saying this, do not pout your bottom lip and make a baby talk noise like this person is an adorable toddler who just pooped on the potty for the first time.

12 Snarky Haikus About 'The Bachelorette,' Episode 8

Emma Gray | Posted 07.08.2014 | Women
Emma Gray

A cheese hat, polka, / Beer. Welcome to Milwaukee. / Still no "I love you."

12 Snarky Haikus About 'The Bachelorette,' Episode 7

Emma Gray | Posted 07.01.2014 | Women
Emma Gray

Brussels is all scarves / V-neck sweaters and fam talk. / Just six bros to go.

16 Snarky Haikus About 'The Bachelorette,' Episode 6

Emma Gray | Posted 06.24.2014 | Women
Emma Gray

Boys are on a boat. / Andi's on a gondola. / "It's so romantic!"

Bachelorette Andi Recap: Ep 1

Selena Coppock | Posted 07.21.2014 | Entertainment
Selena Coppock

On Monday night, America's favorite reality TV dating show returned and the participants have been using their Crest White Strips, fasting because the...

Respect Yourself! Bachelor Juan Pablo Galavis Did the Right Thing!

Lonna Saunders | Posted 05.13.2014 | Chicago
Lonna Saunders

He's a pro soccer player, not Cary Grant.

Juan Pablo Syndrome? The Bachelor Diagnosis

Reef Karim, D.O. | Posted 05.12.2014 | Entertainment
Reef Karim, D.O.

We also learn defenses to hide our insecurities and flaws. And sometimes those defenses get the best of us. They repel people and keep us from finding what we really want -- true connection.

Desiree Makes Her Choice, But Will It Last?

Lincee Ray | Posted 10.05.2013 | TV
Lincee Ray

I can forgive ABC for forcing the viewing audience to sit through Chris Harrison masterfully negotiating three hours of mostly fluff, because there were some pretty exciting moments that made me stand up and yell at my own television.

A Devastating Departure

Lincee Ray | Posted 07.30.2013 | TV
Lincee Ray

But it was the final 45 minutes of the show that culminated into what is probably the most drawn out on-camera break up in the history of the world. Instead of an exotic date, her drags Des over to a bench and proceeds to gently tell her that he's just not that into her.

Home Sweet Home Towns

Lincee Ray | Posted 09.14.2013 | TV
Lincee Ray

We've made it through eight weeks of one girl's amazing journey to find love, and now there's only one thing to do before Desiree forgoes all individual room keys in lieu of exotic fantasy suites. That's right, it's time to head to the final four home towns of Zak, Drew, Chris and Brooks!

'Bachelorette' Ep. 7: Des Forces The Prosecution To Rest

Emma Gray | Posted 09.08.2013 | Women
Emma Gray

Crashing waves! Mountains! Boats! This week on Desiree's reality TV journey for love, "The Bachelorette" crew has traveled to the island of Madeira, which as we're frequently reminded, is off the coast of Portugal. And -- shocker! -- everyone thinks it's the perfect place for romance/love/happiness.

Is Des Already In Love?

Lincee Ray | Posted 09.07.2013 | TV
Lincee Ray

After last week's show, ABC led us to believe that Episode 7 would be full of grown men sobbing over railings in exotic locations, holding back tears at the rose ceremony and breaking down in rejection limos. Shame on me for buying into the producers' tricky editing.

'Bachelorette' Ep. 6: Too Much James, Too Little Juan Pablo

Emma Gray | Posted 08.31.2013 | Women
Emma Gray

"Barcelona, here I am!" yells Des at the beginning of this week's episode of "The Bachelorette." And not only is Desiree in Spain, so are her eight remaining suitors, who are now finally at an appropriate number to tell them all apart.

James & The Giant Impeachment

Lincee Ray | Posted 09.01.2013 | TV
Lincee Ray

Desiree and her band of bachelors are slowly making their way through Barcelona because apparently it too is the perfect place to fall in love. So they say.

'The Bachelorette' Season 9, Episode 5: Desiree Hartsock Sleds, Yodels, Gets Dumped In Germany

Emma Gray | Posted 08.24.2013 | Women
Emma Gray

After a rousing week of Hurricane Sandy destruction in Jersey, Desiree's 11 remaining dude-bros are off to their first international destination: Munich, Germany. Naturally the episode begins with yodeling, the subway, panoramic views of the city and a whole lot of Americans attempting to speak German.

An Extra Auf Wiedersehen

Lincee Ray | Posted 06.25.2013 | TV
Lincee Ray

Guten tag, readers. It's week five and you know what that means? ABC foots the bill for the entire show to fly somewhere overseas because "Fill In The Blank Country" is totally the best place to go when you're on a journey to find true love.

Mr. Congeniality?

Lincee Ray | Posted 08.17.2013 | TV
Lincee Ray

In week 4, the dreams of eleven boys who are pretty came true in Atlantic City. That's right, readers. Our favorite reality show traveled to the birthplace of the Miss America pageant.

'Bachelorette' Ep. 3: Des Has A Thing For Dodgeball And Cowboys

Emma Gray | Posted 08.10.2013 | Women
Emma Gray

The third installment of Desiree's search for a man-child fiance includes three games of dodgeball, five fake cowboys and one lying "Bachelorette" contestant. Welcome to true love, y'all.

Who's Here for the Right Reasons?

Lincee Ray | Posted 06.11.2013 | TV
Lincee Ray

The emotional walls are starting to come down as the testosterone levels begin to rise. This episode features two group dates that will inspire the men to channel the competitive spirit they either keep conveniently tucked away behind a gentlemanly demeanor or blatantly display through thick necks and tribal arm band tattoos.

G Is For Gangsta

Lincee Ray | Posted 08.03.2013 | TV
Lincee Ray

I have to congratulate ABC for truly going the distance during the group date. Asking the whitest of white guys to channel their inner rap artist was pure gold. And I commend Soulja Boy for having the unfailing strength, unwavering ability and unending spirit to neither laugh nor cry during his mentoring sessions on how to be thug.

Hashtag Welcome Back, Bachelorette Fans!

Ilene Kleinbaum | Posted 07.28.2013 | TV
Ilene Kleinbaum

I really wish I knew how the producers encourage the men to meet our bachelorette -- do they tell them to admit how nervous they are or persuade them to come up with the corniest and/or most memorable introduction?

Weeding Out The Knights, Magicians And Dippers In Week One

Lincee Ray | Posted 07.27.2013 | TV
Lincee Ray

"The Bachelorette" is back! It seems like it was just yesterday that we witnessed Desiree clinging to Sean's neck, begging him not to let her go, before emphatically claiming to the rejection SUV camera man and ABC Psychotherapist that Sean had made a huge mistake.

The Bachelor Recap: Don't Let Them Take Away Your Sparkle!

Ilene Kleinbaum | Posted 04.14.2013 | TV
Ilene Kleinbaum

This week on The Bachelor, the six women are flown to St. Croix for some fun in the sun, which leads to tears, screaming matches, and a (somewhat) wasted plane ticket.

The Bachelor Recap: 50 Shades of Grey Goose

Ilene Kleinbaum | Posted 03.10.2013 | TV
Ilene Kleinbaum

It's been a while, Bachelor fans, but, boy! The wait was worth it... what an episode! Rules were broken, hearts were broken -- even heads were almost broken! Our bachelor, Sean, has bounced back from heartbreak over Emily Maynard and is ready to find his wife.

Bachelor Pad 3 Recap: Invasion of the Super Fans

Ilene Kleinbaum | Posted 09.26.2012 | TV
Ilene Kleinbaum

This season, in a surprising twist, the veteran men and women who tried to find love on The Bachelor and The Bachelorette will be competing against/coupling up with/picking on super fans in their search for love and money.